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@deanofhumans

πŸ”žName’s Jax, nice to meet ya! I’m a goofy ass skunk but I’m also a huge fat sweetheart | ❀️ @bearpaw502.bsky.social ❀️ | 23 | β€οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ | PNW | Gainer, CW: 365 lbs, GW: 500+ lbs | https://linktr.ee/jaxtheskunk for more! | (pfp by @n0rdbara.bsky.social )

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HOLY SHIT I GOT A FUCKING INTERVIEW?!?!?

I'M SO EXCITED IT'S NEXT WEEK AAAHHHHH

13.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OH I forgor to say im applying for what seems like an entry level version of my dream job that allows me to work with animals without having to sacrifice my body size for it and i'm REEEEEAAALLY FUMPKING hoping i get it

it's a government position that's extremely specific to my skills and interests

13.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I fear that the term "lowkirkueinely" has entered my lexicon

idk why it sounds so fun to say especially when it mocks a racist i hate LMAO

13.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GAHHH IM SO FUCKIN HUNGRY SOMEONE HELP ME GET A FAST FOOD BINGE FOR DINNERRRR πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

13.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character 's face with its mouth open ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with its mouth open

THAS WHAT IM SAYINNNNN

11.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know people like Bowuigi but Wawser is the true power couple for me

just two fatass evil bitches being fatass evil bitches πŸ’œπŸ’›β€οΈπŸ’š

11.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat that says ' bad boy ' on it 's front ALT: a man wearing a hat that says ' bad boy ' on it 's front

whoever scheduled me to do a 3-9PM immediately followed by an 8AM-Noon shift is a goddamn psychopath LMAO

11.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I fear Rudy and i have the exact same sense of humor and i do not know what to make of this πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

11.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooo πŸ˜“

If you and Patch show up at Growth again i wanna chat it up with y'all so bad and make y'all feel welcome :0

11.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

which buffet? πŸ‘€

11.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOOOOO ZT2 BEST GAME :0

10.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

come to the oregon coast aquarium and do that there it is just as worth it ESPECIALLY in the tunnel tanks πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

also this is my reminder that i need to visit seattle again LMAO

08.03.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not only did they have a pacman in that barebones ass setup but they keep a goldfish in a 5 gallon right next to our kitchen sink and he is HORRIBLY stunted and i can't do anything about it to convince them to just give him away or put him in a larger tank or better yet PUT HIM IN OUR BACKYARD POND😑

07.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know why my parents get so stubborn whenever i try to suggest ANYTHING towards the wellbeing of their pets it's actually so annoying

you have your biggest resource for keeping pets RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF YOU and you're not allowing him to show you how to properly take care of pets 😀

07.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well my mom has had a pacman frog for about a year now in pur kitchen that she put in a critter keeper in a pile of dirt

which granted as far as bare fucking minimum setups go isnt the end of the world but she gave him away because he was "too hard"

it is a fucking colorful pet rock πŸ™„

07.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have to take a looksee then, thankies! :3

07.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU CAN DO ETTTT

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What site are YOU using to look for flights??? i don't think i've ever seen a BOS <-> SEA flight that was a
under $300 (i use skyscanner)

07.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know exactly where you got that mister lmao

also hot vid 😳

07.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What kind

i must know for...science reasons 😳

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALSO i kiiiinda wanna try to make a birdwatching panel at Furlandia followed by a birding field trip? Logistics wise i dunno how that would go but i still think it'd be fun to be a huge nerd about birds lol

06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hmm

chat if i organized a fatfur meet for next Furlandia would anyone who knows they're going next year wanna go?

Ofc im too late for it this year but i havent seen anyone else try it so i might as well make it happen

I have also never run a meet before tho so i might need some pointers LOL

06.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just about to say that my body feels extremely sore for no reason and then i forgor that i got really bad cramps in both shoulders scrubbing our feeder fish tank (it's always full of extremely hard to scrub algae) and from popping squats all day cleaning filter sumps 🫠

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the reason Denfur feels like such a cheap con to go to is because they don't tell you about the cost to travel from the airport to the hotel itself?

Cuz fucc me 20 miles from the aiport to the con hotel feels like hell immediately after getting off the plane lol

Regardless i still wanna go

04.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay i see why people say FKA Twigs makes good music cuz Eusexua is a CRAZY album (minus childlike things we dont talk about that LOL) buuuuut maybe i'll use a song from this for a dance comp? πŸ‘€

04.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg wait he's like grampa age now

04.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Grace feels like a deer to me

Leon i dunno lol

04.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

interesting...

04.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like i'll see if it's even possible logistics and stamina wise but i wanna be able to show something way different than my animation/waving stuff and be vulnerable on stage just to see how i feel about it

02.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it weird (or even possible) to want to do alongside my fursuit performance at Furlandia's dance comp a "nonsuit" showcase performance as well?

It deals with a subject matter very personal to me and a community I associate with that I hope would be able to relate and understand if i did it

02.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0