Gary Birdshirt

Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

this came to me in a dream

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#eldenring

eldritch location

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Posts about things that haven't really happened yet but I imagine as part of my daily ✨doom scenarios✨

Focus on the energy that you radiate, and hone it such that it becomes an unassailable presence, proof to the universe that you are a force to be reckoned with.

For example if you're really depressed and crying a lot, you can make people around you super uncomfortable.

photographers online be like "do you ever just ✨notice✨?" and it's just the sunset or something and I'm like yeah man, what about something that's harder to see?

Please cherish this and also tell them I love them

Some of my ducks in a small pond made from snow melt in a hole we dug for this exact purpose

There was enough snow melt today for my ducks to have some pond time

Here are some more pages from Decomposer, a graphic novel that I've been doing the artwork for. We have a Kickstarter up at the moment where we're 90% funded so I'd really appreciate if you would check the page out and consider helping us hit our goal. Thanks!
Link: tr.ee/MvSNCF_HDS

somebody told me once this looked like a point-and-click adventure game screenshot and i thought that was kinda neat

i discovered by accident that adding the VHS-lens-flare-style shimmer on these gave it sort of a pulpy retro comic book vibe so i did a few paintings incorporating it. i should do more, it was fun

i was really happy with how his hands turned out tho🤷

a red-skulled figure crouches in the dark, clutching his head. tears well in his empty eye sockets

a guy i made during a pretty bad time in 2021

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pen drawing of a stegosaurus with a giant dragonfly resting on one of its plates. they've been good friends for a while now.

a stego and friend i drew in 2021

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digital painting - some kind of red crab monster surrounded by threadlike tentacles. a blue orb glimmers in its forehead

a crab monster i drew in 2022

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digital painting - the view of a hallway from inside a room. an adjacent door stands slightly ajar, darkness inside. the lamp in this room illuminates a pair of glasses on the floor. a hot mug of something sits on a nearby dresser

one of my earliest attempts at painting unsettling interiors. from 2022

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digital painting - a glass sword rests in some kind of platform, surrounded by three brightly lit windows

a glass sword i painted for #swordtember 2022

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They can't push lunch

Trust

Cynics online will tell you the only way to achieve this feeling is hard drugs or alcohol or manic dissociation, but I'm here to tell you it's possible to feel this way in a perfectly natural, sober state by doing just one thing, and that thing is killing

You can't just post candle without describing in luscious detail the memories that the aroma invokes, ffs

I love you stay away, with only a few exceptions

Nothing has quite so effectively illustrated to me that I need to be alone at work than that one time everyone was out at once and I was alone at work

The lamp tilt in this scene turned Jerry from a goofy moron into something really menacing, the blood relation to ruthless Ben becoming apparent. Love it.

Me in the "where is my wife" green jacket

Anybody seen my wife? No worries if not

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A dark blue, cloudy night sky, with the full moon appearing through a small gap in the middle of the frame. Its glow is radiating through the clouds.

We report: come March, the moon starts moving out of range of our window, and it becomes a bit more difficult to seek it out. Even then, it is impossible to miss the way the sky becomes brighter and brighter every night in its waxing. Tonight, we lean far over the windowsill.

me listening to my favorite songs

Every once in a while I think "pretty people who make pretty art should pay an extra tax or something, it's not fair," but then I remember I've known several people like this IRL, and they all have this genuine magnetism that makes you wonder why you'd ever think something so mean about them