First signs of spring have arrived in Toronto as I just saw someone crank open the door of their Uber to throw up in a bike lane.
08.03.2026 03:07
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First signs of spring have arrived in Toronto as I just saw someone crank open the door of their Uber to throw up in a bike lane.
FOR REAL
A fat fucking L! 🐔
Meth mostly.
TOURNEY TESSA 🤌🏻
I've already yelled "fuck you, Kim" at my TV 4 times.
Still of Lucille from Arrested Development with a disgusted look on her face
My face whenever Brad Bradford says anything. #topoli #toronto
Constantly campaigning with no plans, completely disingenuous, and about as useful as a tit on a cockroach when in need of cream for coffee.
It's clearly been a long day because I just referred to a parka hood as "a lid."
We're doing great!
Some of y'all aren't Pushmaxing like you should be. Not me though. Im out here listening to Matchbox 20s hit 90s album, Yourself or Someone Like You.
What's so disturbing about the Kansas drivers license law is that you CAN'T flee -- they're making it impossible to leave for a blue state. The goal is to incarcerate people or make them detransition.
Garnet South Carolina Brea Beal basketball jersey folded beside a red team Canada Laeticia Amihere basketball jersey on a green background.
A black cat sitting on top of two basketball jerseys with paws outstretched looking up.
When you've got the hockey game at 8am and the basketball game at noon. 🍁🐔
...and a child who just wants to be included.
Lmaooo
Team canadas Marie Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey
WHATEVER HEATED RIVALRY WILL ALWAYS BE OURS
Thank you for everything, Marie-Philip Poulin 🫡
Fuck Britta Curl. All my homies hate Britta Curl.
Mark Carney not declaring today a mandatory paid day off for lesbians is homophobic.
She's a DesBeauty!
My poor neighbours hahahhaah
The O in "O'Neil" stands for OH MY GOD
Is Cassie Campbell hammered?
Dont forget to slam a shot of maple syrup for Marie-Philip Poulin.
Sports are inherently political and always have been so if you're blathering on about some "keep politics out of sports" shit I just know you think 2+2=ham.
The country that loves to start sporting events with a military colour guard or jet flyovers is blathering on about keeping politics out of sports again 🫠
Thank. God. #gamecocks #ncaawbb
Reba McEntire in a blue shirt eating a corn dog on a plane with an OOOOP sort of expression
Okay so like... if a clearly unwell person on the streetcar looks at you and says "your dad sucks cock, you should try it," is "well my dads dead. Do you want to meet him?" a fair response or...?
If the FAI won’t boycott then I hope the players will. Also curious to see if RTE or other broadcasters will show it; RTE considered Israel’s participation in Eurovision “unconscionable” after all. #FAI #NationsLeague #COYBIG
All I'm saying is if more speed skaters came out of roller derby...they'd be a lot better at dodging people falling. Skill issue.
You've got the US and then Dollar General Bargain Bin US with that Israel roster. Truly can't imagine gleefully signing up to represent a country commiting genocide when not even born there. Gross.
Kesha is coming back to Toronto this summer 🥰😭🥰😭🥰