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TATIS JR THE BAT FLIP 😮‍💨

Via: WBCBaseball

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This game is shaping up to be a World Baseball CLASSIC 😮‍💨👌

Lmfao smoltz being like “that’s the life he chose!” about lorenzen going to the Rockies

Smoltz starts sentences without thinking about the middle or end of them

The dude dressed as a dog showing up in the morning:

“Wait, we were supposed to dress up today?”

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I need to see Mason Miller in this game 🙏😭❤️

Beef’s expensive these days

Here's a fun little distraction from The Terrors! This will be a good game (¡Viva Mexico!)!!
*John Smoltz and Joe Davis on my screen* Hey! This fucking blows!!

Hearing John Smoltz wax moronic about Skenes “being an alpha” was like getting hit in the face with a hammer.

My timeline has the exact right amount of John Smoltz hate

Putting Smoltz in the booth for the WBC feels evil, because it is.

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My favorite parts of the World Baseball Classic are John Smoltz talking nonstop and in-game interviews with Ken Rosenthal

Them with the DR games!?! 😳😱🤤

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If Elon were a true sigma he would’ve made it to Mars like he said, he’s a beta

That missile made it though the iron dome 😭

Mr Beast going to make a poor family eat each other alive in a small box to feel better about being kicked out of Saudi Arabia

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That Schwarber home run reminded me of his HR off Yu Darvish in the 2022 NLCS.

The sound represented data center hum

Tomorrow:

“Kalshi to sue ICE prison officers for making a bet on whether someone would die without using our platform to facilitate”

Donald Trump watching the USA dismantle yet another South American country:

Whoever said romance is dead clearly hasn’t read this article

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The pitcher for Australia hit the batter on the wrist, now he’s exiting the game . . .

This just means that next WBC we need to start Spring Training in January so pitchers have more time to shake off the rust and build up

Dude when he tried to hit the edit button:

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Eunuchs discovering this cereal:

Ken Rosenthal:

“A second PED suspension for Jurickson Profar just goes to show how bad of an influence Fernando Tatis Jr really is.”

RFK Jr seeing this:

What’s an “Altech”?

2026 White Elephant Gift Exchange:

“Will you pick a new gift, or steal?”

“I’ll steal! The one with Trump.”

“Hey that’s not fair!!”

“STOP THE STEAL EH JANUARY JAKEY!?!😭🤣”

January Jakey: