Gerry McBride

My version of 'if it ain't broke...' is: if it's not broke try and fix it before it gets broken, oh shit now I have broken it.

Haha, JESUS 😂

the sambos are nice. Wrapped in clingfilm, old style.

Shia LaBeouf as Padre Pio in Padre Pio: The Movie is the most '30 Rock cutaway joke' of all time

We've been on this train a bunch. it runs to Maynooth and back a lot. Could I also point out that there is a full bar on board...?

“…until someone invents three factor authentication…”

Nice

'Electrocution' is a portmanteau of 'electricity' and 'execution'. It was literally coined to describe what an electric chair does. Electrocution is fatal. You can get electric shocks, hell, you can get near-fatal electric injuries. But no, you weren't 'electrocuted' changing a bulb.

Then a month of mush on the ground after, NO THANK YOU

iiiiiiiiiii dunno man
I reckon there's a fair bit of pink n white sludge in there too

I've stood on your toes- deleting

Probably my most 'miserable old bastard' opinion is that cherry blossom trees are gross. Yes like they look pretty and all that, but within days everywhere is coated in those tiny white & pink leaves and it's just gross. It looks like pink birdshit. And best of luck sweeping that crap up. Not a fan.

It was a parody of eurosynth songs, the guy who made it milked it for months, it is the 'Ya doesn't have to call me Johnson' of our times

By the time it rolled into the second verse I was like ah here lads

I'm not saying this got old fast. I'm saying it was old from day one. It came out the womb old, like Benjamin Button.

He spent 20 years in jail, then got beaten to death. The best of both worlds.

Watched Stand By Me with the kids and now they really, really want to see a dead body

A question for the ages. Did these have their trademark texture because they were made that way, or because they were left in an open container for days?

My kids were a ball of nerves until he boarded the ship. They were like OK Elliot, wrap
it up dude we gotta get this lil guy home, earth is no place for a being so pure! High five the thing and let him get to safety!

WWE Desire music video | “My Sacrifice” by Creed (2001) YouTube video by WWE Vault

25 years after it debuted, the best promo video WWE ever made is finally re-released in High Def. Amazing to see it so clearly after years of only existing as a bootleg VHS upload on YouTube. It's gotten a few tweaks though... 'right click, remove Benoit' being one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwh...

a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time

I remember that there was a tendon or two cut in Hostel as well

a woman is standing in front of a wall with a monster on it ALT: a woman is standing in front of a wall with a monster on it

Isn't there a bit with a finger too

I remember this being way meaner than I expected it to be .

Why is there ham in the shoe

Maybe you’re not where you want to be in life because you take phone calls on the train. Ever think of that.

Just WAY too much beak, WAY too close to an eye socket

'Impervious to reason' is metal as fuck, to be fair

Watched ET with the kids, fully expecting waterworks. They lost it most when ET dies and turns into white dogshit. I thought they'd be in bits when ET leaves at the end (I was, at their age) but no, they were like get on the fuckin spaceship ET, get the hell outta here, this is no place for you!

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A gentle reminder that there’s only a few days left to order a Mother’s Day card from me in time.

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