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lawyer & adjunct law prof πŸ“DC/ALX https://sites.google.com/view/andrewtrask/disclaimer

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Maybe you bought it and then forgot about it? I do that with Amazon orders sometimes.

17.01.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a (currently unoccupied) hot tub on the deck of the one on the right. Just sayin.

17.01.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The prior owner of the 818 was reportedly Howard Shultz of Starbucks, who then sold it to an unnamed buyer (who, again, was not me)

17.01.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

17.01.2025 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Neither one is mine, to be clear)

17.01.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m assuming the appearance this week of two yachts at DC’s Wharf is inauguration related?

17.01.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.01.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Swag from my in-house days still going strong πŸ’ͺ

30.12.2024 13:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Conch shells arranged together on the beach

Conch shells arranged together on the beach

It’s a conch-catenation.

25.12.2024 23:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brunch adult DCA’s new Capital One lounge

Brunch adult DCA’s new Capital One lounge

As if I needed another reason to ❀️ DCA, the new Capital One lounge is pretty excellent

22.12.2024 16:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well there are too many banks to choose from in Old Town but that doesn’t stop the city council from adding more :)

21.12.2024 15:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fabulous issue as usual but this Old Town Oligarch might have added the TD Bank debate to the discourse rankings

21.12.2024 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But please do report back tomorrow. For science.

21.12.2024 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In that case all bets are off, Joe.

21.12.2024 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch 😬

21.12.2024 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Graphic designer: *sigh* It’s kerning.

21.12.2024 00:20 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

IT worker: That’s when I was turning it off and then back on again.

21.12.2024 00:43 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ’―

21.12.2024 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liquor before beer, in the clear.

21.12.2024 01:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Government lawyer with clearance: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ except β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ wombat exclusion β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

20.12.2024 21:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Patent lawyer: It’s a β€œcomprising” resume.

20.12.2024 19:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯

20.12.2024 19:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Government lawyer: No, that explanation is exempt from disclosure under 5 U.S.C. Β§ 552(b)(2) and (b)(6).

20.12.2024 19:17 πŸ‘ 620 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Appellate lawyer: The deadline for my next job wasn’t jurisdictional.

20.12.2024 18:52 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Sadly, a newly opened bookstore in Old Town had a serious fire.
alexandrialivingmagazine.com/business/thr...

06.12.2024 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, that’s sad. It’s been a rough few weeks for ALX bookstores.

05.12.2024 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They generally adhere to that rule but sometimes break it (I believe) when a portion of the court is sitting in a non-DC location.

05.12.2024 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Fed. Cir. IOPs define β€œMerits Panel” as β€œthree or more judges.”

That said I am not aware of the court constituting a panel of more than three judges in recent memory.

05.12.2024 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0