Uncle Rodney🐊🇵🇷

Just tried to add a few people on my Steam account

With chocolate chips

Imagining assigning chores for my niblings, the bigs can take out the trash or do laundry, the middles can sweep or vacuum, the littles can put toys away.

If you're really smol and babbling, in the bjorn you go while unkie does errands~

I love being a padded caretaker~

Ready! Triple chocolate brownies with Halloween jimmies!

Now to let it cool and to dig in! 😋

Heck yeah!

Let's frost them and do something wild~

You got this! I'm rooting for you! ^^

Unkie's making brownies tonight, wanna help?~

It can be used as an energy source and helps with muscle repair ^^

Definitely feel it's a trend, but I will say that protein is a better energy alternative compared to sugar ^^

Unkie made alfredo!

I hope he does, it'll get done quicker 🤣

As if you had to ask, silly~

You're looking at a raichu from a shared bed. It's morning, and he's reaching behind your neck to support you. He's got a cute face and a huge boner hidden beneath the bed sheets. He asks you if you had that dream again. He asks for his morning blowjob. --- Huh? That's right. You've been with Raichu since you were both little. Sometimes, you have this dream. There was this other world, where misbegotten creatures had engineered a kingdom of unimaginable prosperity. Yet no one was happy. And you were one of them. In your dream, you were beholden to inscrutable, titanic forces. Forces that demanded loneliness. Forces that commanded your body to labor with violence. Engines that produced fatigue that turned the skies grey. You flex your paws in disbelief. To live in that world, it became impossible to imagine that things could ever be ordered any other way. It was the end of history. And yet, here you are. You're waking up in bed next to Raichu. Every day of the lifetime you have spent together has been one of uncomplicated joy. Even on days when you're upset, you never doubt for a moment that you are loved. You're loved, here. Your love matters here. You matter. You are home. That haunted world is now distant in your mind, the details of that dream are rapidly fading. You give your boyfriend a kiss and cuddle up close to him. He has morning breath. You love his scent. You pull the blanket down over his morning wood. He cums in your mouth every morning. Sometimes, it's more than you can swallow. He's always so proud of himself. Then, same as you do for him every morning, you welcome him to another day with love, and desire, and relief.

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Huh?

That's right. You're waking up in bed next to Raichu.
Every day of the lifetime you have spent together has been one of uncomplicated joy.

He cums in your mouth every morning. Sometimes, it's more than you can swallow.
He's always so proud of himself.

Glad you got home safe, kiddo~

Thank you!

I just realized my surgery is on a Friday the 13th. Hot girl shit

Good as new!

You're welcome *gentle gator hugs*

But I can't help looking at such a cutie~ 💖

Hey! Don't look at me >///<

Comm for Blues!

hates you and is out to get you unless you convert. Pretty unhinged.

There were a few people I knew that would do awful unspeakable things and they'd say that all was forgiven because Jesus loves them.

I have nothing against Christianity but some people weaponize it to justify being awful

I was never really the religious type. I'm more a spiritual person because of my African side of the family.

Last time I was in a church, my classmate had recently committed suicide and the church pastor said that the kid only did it because he didn't have Jesus in his life and that the world-

Sewing stuff!

Sweaters would be better if they had pockets

*big gator hugs*

Pretty much same. I used to be a heavy stoner, used to dab every day. But out of nowhere, no matter what form I took it in, I would suddenly get anxiety and my body temp would drop so low that my hands and feet were cold to the touch