Jade

THE TRAUMA FLASHBACK 😭

TETRAS ARE SO BACK I played my first pvp session since Halloween fest and used tetra a bunch and it’s SO FUN omg

Comeback

Living the Green

the greenest person ever!!!

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY

ONE OF MY DREAM TETRA BUFFS

Luna has insane aoe, stealth jump is now slower… close enough welcome back Splatoon 1

First pvp games since Halloween fest and tetras got me feeling a kinda way I haven’t felt since s2

point sensor is aura farming

TETRAS ARE SO BACK IM SO HAPPY

I get pushed over the edge more every time I see someone survive dynamo on 1hp

Dynamo mains getting a psychic nerf after this update

I say this as if I’ve played pvp in like a year

Now people won’t gut react to me running drop roller on bow!!

STEALTH JUMP NERFED L BOZO

BOW MAINS REJOICE

okay wait no nvm I take it back they’re really just changing fundamental gameplay mechanics over 3 years into the game’s lifespan

…interesting

There’s no way this isn’t either a new challenge/gamemode or a weird Raiders post

My bet is on a deathmatch mode honestly

INK ARMOUR IS BACK BABY

LARRY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Buff hammer’s charge to be invincible from the front and have the throw’s one shot radius im sure this will not affect game balance at all

kinda disappointed that there was no way to know that turning off data personalisation stops you from getting a discord checkpoint, i wish i couldve seen mine

This is so funny to me lmao

im a garden main too I gotta get myself banned

perfect timing seeing this on my tl right as im starting to get back into it

this is such a weird feeling but i love it lmao

i love being somewhat well known in the overfishing community because what do you mean someone i havent talked to in ages is actually happy to see and talk with me in general and asking me how i am

oh I hit 1500 hours in spl the other day

THE SOCIALIST CALIPHATE OF NEW YORK IS HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥