Amuse.

Or a bone…

And not talking about the one on his head.

Not mom?

Too fucking late

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By my calculations that’s a lot of trucks!

Beavers are woke, etc.

I’m not saying it is, but I saw someone saying if you look at the whole thing as market manipulation, it kinda makes sense. Obviously with some craziness, fundamental Christianity and war mongering thrown in.

Dig baby dig.

“I started it, I’m saying it’s over, therefore I stopped it”.

👆🏻this

Such tiny-penis energy in that administration.

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

🤢

What if you change it to a shot of someone else’s genitals? Asking for a friend.

But I’m sure they’ll put them down once the price of fuel drops…

Satire is over.

The perennial classic.

Liquid Ass

“Bomb us back to the Stone Age” is part of their cunning propaganda?

Wish he’d just fuck off there. Soon.

If Trump kills everyone, no one will find out what’s in the Epstein files.

Literally small men. And figuratively.

That’s a form of diplomacy…

Rats in a sack full of shit.

In his funeral hat too.