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Product Manager at Benchling, formerly Microsoft. Trying to make the world better than I found it. She/her Also on Mastodon as https://infosec.exchange/@elisol

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The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.

27.02.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1362 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 20

My mom died in her late thirties and it basically broke my grandma to outlive her daughter. That is not a pain I would wish on any parent, and I can't comprehend how much some people are trying to normalize all the ways kids have been and will continue to die because of this administration.

11.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.

08.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.

If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

08.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 5812 πŸ” 1398 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 19

They bombed a girls school you pricks
THEY BOMBED A GIRLS SCHOOL

05.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 644 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

Felt wrong to tap a heart to "like" this, but also yes

05.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband cleaned out our pantry and freezer while I was on a work trip last week and found frozen raspberries that were older than our children.

05.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

28.02.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 4077 πŸ” 2006 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 27

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

04.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2040 πŸ” 494 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 17

I mean, that last one isn't inevitable. Trump is in really poor health at this point, the odds of lasting the year don't seem great.

04.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno if I was being a despotic fuck I probably wouldn't want to make "killing heads of state solves problem" an idea my own population might pick up on

03.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US.

His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism.
And he failed.

01.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3578 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 64

If you’re a Democratic member of Congress who trusts the Trump regime to take military action without Congressional authorization, you should immediately resign.

You’ve already abdicated your responsibility to uphold the constitutionβ€”please just vacate your seat. You are worse than useless.

28.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1687 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 10

Congress can convene, right now, should they so choose.

28.02.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I continue to be fascinated by the phenomenon whereby an expert engages with any of the LLMs on their field of expertise and is instantly horrified by the wrong answers, and then goes on to use it for things they are not experts in as though it won’t be just as bad for those.

27.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 3165 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 91

If dem leadership weren't relentlessly ratfucking actual progressives in favor of blackrock mercs whom nazi tattoos and sleazy transphobes whom buddy podcast with nazis, their leadership could be making statements right now:

"What is happening in Kansas to trans people is bad."

26.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You do not want the guy who makes cars that lock you inside when they’re on fire in charge of the Kessler Syndrome odds. You just don’t.

β€œThe guy obsessed with us leaving the planet ironically was such a dipshit he made sure we could never leave the planet” is heavy handed but tonally appropriate.

23.02.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 820 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 1

This thread is a great framing of the time we're in. I'll add explicitly: the best time to act was 5-10 years ago (or maybe even more), the second best time is now.

23.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been saying this for a while now, I expect prices to go up by orders of magnitude.

23.02.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@tristanolson.bsky.social did put in a lot of work to call the store and let them know about the situation so they could flag her account, so hopefully next time Harini does actually get the groceries she ordered and paid for.

22.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For those wondering if Harini figured out her address for the next order: no, no she did not, and we didn't manage to catch the delivery person this time so I guess we just get some free groceries?

22.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Caught a delivery guy leaving a grocery order on my porch... but I didn't order any groceries. Address was correct but it was for someone named "Harini" so I sent them back. Harini, wherever you actually are, I hope you figure out your real address for the next one.

21.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I never work on planes, I have to worry about gravity too much while in the air.

19.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I thought we'd all learned from Google that putting core business functions on tools that aren't turning a profit was dangerous at best, but here we are in the AI bubble. When the AI companies actually start charging market rates it's going to take down soooo many companies.

19.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Is there technology the left is excited about?" is the kind of question you only ask if you're wildly naive about technology.

mRNA vaccines. Heat pumps. Offshore wind. Urban mining. Sodium batteries.

But god forbid we're not fawning over every new implementation of Making Computers Bad At Math.

18.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2829 πŸ” 665 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 51

β€œCollection of Handwritten Letters from Children in Detention Center” sounds like an exhibit in the Holocaust Museum.

09.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 5164 πŸ” 1767 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 44

I think in the very near future, SWE jobs/ interviews are going to flip from "must use AI to succeed" to "must hate AI to be considered" especially for anyone early in career.

04.02.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is great, lots of connections I was unaware of.

04.02.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

03.02.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 26526 πŸ” 6081 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 44

Seriously, if you've ever considered running for office, now's the time. Go check out @runforsomething.net. This is looking like a 25+ point swing in TEXAS -- nearly doubling the average +13 swing we've been seeing.

Don't leave any seat unchallenged. Make the GOP spend all their resources.

01.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 603 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9