"excuse me I have to hunt down your new baby brother and house arrest him."
10.01.2026 20:25
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"excuse me I have to hunt down your new baby brother and house arrest him."
Tackles
"You are grounded!"
Puts taser house arrest ankle bracket and makes sure you can't phase it off
"what?"
Hal and I are having a wedding apparently I'm the one in the dress..
Warning: He will take your food
GEORGE! Who fucking shot my dog?
@kryptonlegacy.bsky.social
/I fucking died!\
Those arrows are from.... Bruce...
/we met talking about Lord of the rings and The Hobbit is that a crime?\
/Imeant hell ๐\
/So tempted to say yes but it's a joke I love his personality.\
/Just ignore me and my boyfriend being gay!\
\\quickly grabs the arrows and hides them.
YES WE ARE!
So....the cabin is burning and i may have caused a wild fire.
/I forgot you existed one time\
Oh shit I promised Hal to spend Hanukkah with him
gives gives it to me!!!!
I hope they don't kidnap Hal for that Christmas party
Hal my body hurts and you weren't in bed also... do you need ointment for those bites on your chest and sides?
...I mean a mission might.
Shut up!
Why do I have to wear the dress? You should!
\\currently burning water