Stream command idea: !irony
Randomly mix pieces of the Alanis Morissette classic:
- It’s a black fly when you’re already late.
- A traffic jam on your cigarette break
- It’s like 10,000 spoons in your Chardonnay
- It’s a death row pardon when all you need is a knife
I dislike watching football, but I will be there with a team jersey and novelty beer helmet on and put my phone away to give full undivided attention to any other game that airs during that time slot.
Excellent. Marjorie Taylor Greene is stepping down, so now MTG can go back to just standing for Magic the Gathering, as the gods intended.
#mtg
Started Grandia for the first time today. So far it’s started slowly, but I have enjoyed poking fun at it!
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Me: Yeah can I get some fire sauce?
Taco Bell: Here is every fire sauce packet in the tri-state area.
I’m quite happy to announce that I’ve begun the relaunch of my stream. I’ll be live weekdays from 10am to 1:30pm Mountain time every weekday except Wednesdays.
I’ve also got a new copy of FF9, since last stream my disc decided to crap out. I do hope you’ll come hang out!
www.twitchtv/Dairgrenn
First breakfast at the age of:
9 - Lucky Charms
18 - Pancakes and sausage
30 - Quiche
44 - Ibuprofen
Happy 35th Anniversary, Final Fantasy! When I first popped you into my aunt’s NES, I had no idea what I was doing, but it sparked a curiosity that has lasted decades.
It’s FFxMtG day! I got my haul.
Smells like chocobo! 🥕
I’m just a love machine, and I won’t work.
4yo: What’s that smell?
Me (freshly showered): Me!
4yo: No, what’s that *good* smell?
Me:
And here we have a new game for the Switch 2. Please, take a look at this.
For the last 25 years, the advertising campaign for Charmin toilet paper has been based on the joke “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
Nobody talks about this.
Being in your 40s is great. One moment you’re vacuuming, and the next moment you don’t have to anymore because your back physically won’t allow it.
You can’t go too hard though, or it’ll backfire. Crazy Hyper Zero Gear Zone is just a game about a crazy guy that gets his all his possessions taken away and gets locked in a room.
Yo!
1965 TV: “It’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?”
2025 YouTube: “You’ve scrolled enough, time to wipe and go back to your life.”
Pray we don’t update it any further.
The King Soopers union is on strike for two weeks. I’m thinking I’ll bring them some pizza and/or donuts.
Are we supposed to feel bad for anthropomorphic food in commercials? Why are some of them like “Whee! Eat me!”, and some of them are like “Whee! I’m food! Oh wait… shit. There’s a kid and I’m breakfast cereal.”
If you’d like to fight a bird in a bathrobe that shits hedgehogs, have I got the game for you.
#SecretofMana
Wait, they did what now?
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
It’s a little treat for me every time I get a spam text
Just finished explaining to the 4 year old that she couldn’t play The Sims 4 because she didn’t have enough life experience.
One of the difficult things about building a Twitch community is always having to be guarded against new people because they might only be there to hawk their services.
Or maybe it’s just because I’m an introvert. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you see this post, repost it.
I’m doing an experiment.
Having just joined blue sky and only following a few things so far, my feed is mostly NPR and The Onion. I think I have whiplash.
