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@balhamyte

Upholsterer https://linktr.ee/tobyrivers Born & bred Londoner. Alexander McQueen summed it up 'London's where I was brought up. It's where my heart is and where I get my inspiration'

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Latest posts by Toby πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @balhamyte

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America, sort your sh!t out. Your lunatic is f*cking up the world #GetRidOfTrump

04.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just the way we like it too!

23.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The headboard and great decor choices you made look great in both tones πŸ˜€ #Win

21.01.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liz Truss vibes. All talk and no facts that others could rely on (or even understand in many of their cases)

14.01.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else got Liz Truss vibes from Hariette? #TraitorsUK

14.01.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With April. She has to be got rid of. Awful character and dead behind the eyes acting

05.01.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When is this storyline going to die?
Appalling acting, totally unbelievable and past caring what happens to April. Basing such a dark story around someone who has one facial expression and a character with no redeeming features was a big mistake #Emmerdale

08.12.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

… and cake

31.10.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, realised the simpler version after I worked out my way

27.10.2025 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not seen one of these for ages. Good to have them popping back up on my feed again. As always I made it far too complicated for myself, I panicked!
100+75=175
6+5=11
25-11=14
175+14=189

27.10.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You are underplaying public opinion this evening. This isn’t about houses. It is about accountability, truth for the victims, responsibility. It very much is also about levels of complicity from Charles. The family as a whole are appallingly silent, they are complicit now even if not previously

27.10.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I need to do a bit of a clear up at the workshop as no space to attach any of the rest of the mess to the walls

24.10.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 5th @exiledinlondon.bsky.social
Thank you for being my rock, especially considering the way this year has behaved

23.10.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just about to ask if she had. What a gorgeous face. That is an expression that deserves all the biscuits

15.10.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take sips from the wrong side of a glass of water. Bend over the glass and drink from the other side to standard. Always works for me. Good luck

14.10.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula

06.09.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hated being in hospital recently, mainly thanks to the lack of information. Hope whatever has happened is quickly resolved so you can be back home together asap

06.09.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So therefore they are true. Everything that is factual he calls fake news

06.09.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course not, they will never draw attention to their own

06.09.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She looks stunning though and I can probably find it in my heart to forgive Dame Joanna anything. Let’s see if I am still saying that when I watched the remaining episodes. Maybe all more obviously a fail because Catherine can’t hold an accent either!

05.09.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fabulous. I still miss Lily… her retirement to the convent was a sad time. Paul was a huge loss

05.09.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not watched the second set yet. But interested to hear Joanna say she has no idea how to play the part and asked if she should be American. She was told to just not be too English and so the mid-Atlantic accent appeared

05.09.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How is this resignation not showing integrity? Rayner was confirmed to have done wrong, Rayner has resigned?

05.09.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The country is sliding into intolerance, fear of others & misguided feelings of privilege. Silence from many & active rhetoric from a minority, politicians & especially the media are fuelling increasing hatred through Islamophobia, Homophobia, Antisemitism, Transphobia, Racism… all negative othering

05.09.2025 10:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday lovely. Tried to find a hairy beast for you but couldn’t decide which one so here are both. It is 50 after all

03.09.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They really know how to do Christmas yum food. Total weakness as I have one up the road from my workshop. Same in the run up to Easter *nom*

31.08.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have three nurseries and schools in our area. All streets away but on a warm day we can hear the screams from all directions. How anyone lives in the buildings immediately around and above them is beyond me

27.08.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#internationaldogday

26.08.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Find another one with yellow/orange and blue patterns (still a grim combination). She won’t know the difference as she is just seeing blocks of the strongest colours they can see. Unless she genuinely has a thing for bikini tops

26.08.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Piglet?

25.08.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0