Jorts (and Jean)

😤😤😤

That’s a complex
negotiation issue at the union printers bargaining table tbh

We need to refuse. I’m tired let’s be dramatic about it

Love you too

No I won’t even NEED it anymore this is all miserable [wailing ridiculously]

😭🥲

Yes we do

We love Yuki too

A kitty rolling around on blue jeans and a very fur covered Jorts the Cat sweatshirt.

My cat, Yuki, loves Jeans and @jortsthecat.bsky.social

I’m pretty sure I’m not allowed to go to Tucson because that’s technically outside. Like California where I’m also not allowed to go to

I’m keeping the crusties on principle. If I have to feel tired I am going to LOOK tired

Sure let me have relaxing time and snacks for one hour WHY DO WE DO THIS

an exhausted orange cat, on a pillow, yawning widely

Give me my fucking hour back. I need it

an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him

I really needed that hour but they stole it

LOOK AT THOSE BEANS

me every single day

A reddish-brown dog and an orange kitten, both of whom seem to have never been fed in their entire lives, plead that the photographer share even just a morsel of his donut, which is out of frame, with them.

Pictured, a dog and a kitten letting the photographer know that they would gladly help him eat his donut if he wanted them to.

of the two articles currently circulating about Sheri’s Ranch which feature Jupiter Jetson, this one is way more worth your time. there is a fascinating and important story in the unfolding workers’ rights movement in Nevada’s legal brothels that will resonate with anyone who’s been a contractor

"small government"

Ok great. I told myself about your orange boy and I purred back

Let's see if we can raise $10,000 today for red state or national queer orgs. Post proof here in the replies that you donated to a red state or national queer organization and I will share.

Who's with me?

(I can't donate myself because I'm a journalist who covers these orgs)

If trans people want/need to leave, that is worthy. It’s also worthy to stay and fight, or to need to stay and still need rights. Queer folks in red states need and deserve our support at least as much as the work being done from “safer” states

The QTs on this are a good read

orange cat looking offended

whenever he is sitting around looking upset we've started calling him "Upsetti Spaghetti, the Italian cat" and i'm pretty sure it just makes him madder

Stay safe everyone, and check on your neighbors. That’s all I have to say on this topic

If you have people in affected areas (lots of US and Canadian expats, snowbirds and tourists there) they should get in contact with their embassy, stay inside, keep calm, eat something, charge their phones etc.

Yes this is disruptive and scary for visitors but it’s much much harder on the locals

I’m not sure how much is breaking through the sunday news cycle about Mexico but remember the USA puts all this pressure to get the cartel leaders and provides absolutely no support with aftermath like this. Who buys the drugs? USA. Who supplies their guns? USA also

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

Gonzo nobody tempted or entrapped you. Let them know I’m proud of them

YES THAT IS WHAT I SCREAMED. ALL GOOD