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arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face
04.04.2025 02:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was always a used car salesman at heart.

11.03.2025 21:23 👍 40971 🔁 4936 💬 1050 📌 269
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Some DOGE Staffers Are Drawing Six-Figure Government Salaries Engineers and executives at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency are drawing healthy taxpayer-funded salaries—sometimes from the very agencies they are cutting.

NEW SCOOP: Some staffers at Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency are drawing robust taxpayer-funded salaries from the federal agencies they are slashing and burning, WIRED has learned.

⬇️ Here's how much they're making:

04.03.2025 20:10 👍 3432 🔁 1825 💬 115 📌 189
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OTD six years ago.

25.02.2025 02:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep 🤬

22.02.2025 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Philly Trump Fan Shocked to Be Fired by ‘Wrecking Ball’ DOGE Robert McCabe said he expected the cull to performed more gracefully because of the president’s “business acumen.”

On the one hand, I have tons of empathy.

On the other hand, #FAFO.

In the latest installment of— “I wanted it for them, not me.”

www.thedailybeast.com/philly-trump...

21.02.2025 15:25 👍 157 🔁 14 💬 26 📌 3
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🤦🏼‍♀️

12.02.2025 22:18 👍 23884 🔁 6886 💬 769 📌 345

Hero

11.02.2025 10:03 👍 123 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0

TAPPING THE SIGN

11.02.2025 02:58 👍 1262 🔁 261 💬 10 📌 5

Today is my fifth anniversary of not drinking booze. The money saved almost makes up for Ticketbastard fees.

09.02.2025 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.02.2025 23:42 👍 59904 🔁 13532 💬 540 📌 473
A cartoon is headed “How tariffs work”. It proceeds to show a cartoon of Trump in his suit and red tie taking a piss towards a fan with a Canadian maple leaf on it. The fan blows Trump’s piss back into his face. 
It was drawn and is signed by Bruce MacKinnon and is dated November 26, 2024

A cartoon is headed “How tariffs work”. It proceeds to show a cartoon of Trump in his suit and red tie taking a piss towards a fan with a Canadian maple leaf on it. The fan blows Trump’s piss back into his face. It was drawn and is signed by Bruce MacKinnon and is dated November 26, 2024

Bruce MacKinnon, the editorial cartoonist at the Halifax Chronicle-Herald, drew this last November.

No newspaper would print it.

It now deserves an outing.

03.02.2025 01:12 👍 2628 🔁 1011 💬 25 📌 44

asserting dominance in prison by introducing myself as mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell

31.01.2025 00:59 👍 421 🔁 80 💬 6 📌 1
Tweet from MapQuest:

fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it

3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025

Tweet from MapQuest: fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it 3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025

Heroes

30.01.2025 20:37 👍 34682 🔁 3827 💬 312 📌 185

Thank goodness for Chosen Families.

28.01.2025 14:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cannot wait to see this!!

26.01.2025 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tonight, the new cat (“new”… pfff… we’ve had her since May) rubbed her face against my bare toes and gave a little chirp. #StillGotIt

23.01.2025 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No blackout for me. Where the hell was this solidarity before the election?!

20.01.2025 14:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Music from Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five - Gould Remastered by Glenn Gould on Apple Music Album · 1972 · 9 Songs

I mighta squeed a bit when I found this record at my local, last year. I love the film and this soundtrack/ Glenn Gould album. “Largo” always makes my inner-ribs itch.
music.apple.com/us/album/mus...

10.01.2025 03:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

29.12.2024 17:04 👍 24987 🔁 3658 💬 587 📌 395
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Pretty bold to assume VWs would remain intact for 2,000 years after the apocalypse. #thundarrthebarbarian

21.12.2024 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

between the once and future fuckface and Joe Rogan... maybe we just need to outlaw reality shows

05.12.2024 12:25 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Me in the ‘90s 😆💪🏻

01.12.2024 14:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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People are so creative

20.11.2024 15:15 👍 31527 🔁 3393 💬 870 📌 237
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Happy Know Nut November

16.11.2024 21:50 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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Everybody Hurts, by Al Green track by Al Green

Al Green covers R.E.M. algreen.bandcamp.com/track/everyb...

19.11.2024 18:59 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business

14.11.2024 21:15 👍 8612 🔁 1583 💬 174 📌 66