GravitySecretAgent

Bro got fucked up so bad he saw the thin veil between us and the scalie humanoids that exist in our midst.

Bora Bora Honeymoon YouTube video by Bigshark Pictures

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This isn't a happy sort of thing.

TL;DR

Just had my power shut off.

Can't afford to get it reconnected.

And my mental health has reached the lowest it's been in a long time.

Anything helps.

Status by Team on DeviantArt

I wish Deviantart would die off by now.

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>Foxhole

I am literally Bill Foster/D-fens. He is LITERALLY me. At my store some kid came to the counter with these mints and a singular dollar.

When I rang it up? Mints was $7.37 fucking dollars. Are you goddamn kidding me?

"I'm rolling prices back to 1965. What do you think of that?"

Get a free side of cheesy bread with any triple bypass operation!* (*offer ends 12/15/1999)

Type of shit that be happening in the Burger Queen Obesity Epidemic AU where restaurants begin to have emergency rooms and doctors on standby because people keep eating their buttery unhealthy artery clogging slop until they are needed to be lifted out of the pizza buffet by crane.

Seinfeld Season 30, Episode 10:

Elaine finds out her new boyfriend is a furry and tries to fix him. Kramer livestreams on KICK but gets banned for saying an ethnic slur. George argues with his father which neon genesis evangelion girl is best. Jerry tries to denounce he was on Epstein's Island.

FUCKING PUT FUDGE IN IT YOU USELESS HACKS

I hate chocobunnies that are hollow inside. Ripoff candy.

2000s action adventure survival game akin to Disaster Report and Raw Danger that takes place in a fake american/japan city undergoing a severe obesity epidemic with 90% of the populace morbidly obese.

You have to find food to keep yourself gaining and navigating around while huge.

Gravity's Food Reviews #10 - The Big Arch™

Welcome to running on empty foolod review. Today I consumed the product™ Like all McDick's food they put on too much lettuce and everything fell out of the bun. Cheese and bun were best part. Everything else was mediocre and squashed. It was pure goyslop.

Thats right, he goes in the square hole!

This was a dumb idea, idk why I put effort into it

🐄 @dropnop.bsky.social

Fuck GM (General Motors) for destroying the trolley industry too.

ummmmm… yes

The need to draw barely alive dragons (me) due to fattening up too much (I was forced to) with a pained look on their face (I came twice as my feeder read my vitals and used my folds) and hooked to several machines keeping them alive. (Vats of greasy slop shaving lifespan away faster than smoking) 🥵

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Your finest work yet

Hot Take:

The Furry Fandom is garbage because they denied biblically accurate Gloria.

#Art #furry #fatfur #gloriamadagascar #hippo #belly #BBW

Lois Lane getting so heavy Superman struggles to lift her up is the most underated kink concept honestly <3

Watching the Game Grumps play NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and as someone who beat that game repeatedly in my youth: Arin, you don’t know diddly.

Dude says "WTF" to shark vore and goose boobs and then goes on furaffinity and beats his sabretooth dick off to the same fetish porn he sends his gullible army of dumbasses to go harass.
Jesus & Judas was on Youtube. He "popularized" it and it was removed because people can't control themselves.

hit me i dare you

i'll kill us both i swear to god i dare you

this but a bumper sticker on my truck

Weren’t the gay elements just like… he wore a pink t shirt and liked fashion? Iunno man if your kid needs therapy after seeing a cartoon kid wearing pink maybe he needs a lot of it

ma'am, you are not permitted to leave the restaurant yet. you misunderstand. our buffet is all-you-CAN-eat, not all-you-WANT-TO-eat. two very different things.

bsky really is tumblr (derogatory) in the sense so many people the good old fashioned 2014 tumblr era 'my pet peeves and aesthetics are moral principles and I will use this delusion as an excuse to get mad at people' posting

the gamer bunny meme, but instead of a jenga tower its a stack of 4 burgers, and the bunny is pulling out a french fry instead of a jenga block

this is me if u even care,,,,,,,,,,,