Timothee "Bicycleseatface" Chamalamabingbang is Gen Z's Shia. Prove me wrong.
12.03.2026 14:54
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Timothee "Bicycleseatface" Chamalamabingbang is Gen Z's Shia. Prove me wrong.
Mine are Lesbianese. (Neutral)
When we finish maxxxgaying maps. Once we've achieved peak queer cartography, we will transition rapidly while everyone is homo sexing.
Oh. I only go to a chiropractor office for massage therapy. I will never let one touch me again. My insurance pays for massages but has to be through a chiro practice.
They canceled my appointment though so im just gonna pay out of pocket for something tomorrow. This pain is fucking unbearable.
Tbh, I'm surprised Jay used the term transitioning without self-waffling and crashing out for a week.
Pinched nerves are fucking shitty. I really hope they can do something at the chiro/massage therapists.
Thats a really nice poop knife.
My superpower is my literal asshole has a memory. The first time I went into a Spencer's was in the mid-90s, I had to shit really bad. Now anytime I am near one, my bowels go wonky. So yeah, I guess I'm an unsung hero.
What's your superpower?
I've officially had it!
First the gay agenda! Now maps?!! Is nothing sacred anymore? These damn gays. Just gaying up everything, everywhere. Next thing you know, they'll make sacred things like having sex with the same gender, gay!
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I'm brainrotted. Somebody posted a map of Israel, it was b&w and I thought it was a Red Dead Redemption meme.
I'm back long enough to say...
I love Blueby.
He's pretty awesome.
If anyone could spare just a little bit it would actually help a lot in adding another month to my survival. Please, I CAN'T be homeless in this town!
Paypal.me/reiretro1994
#aid #mutualaid #fundsky #helpsky #help #lgbt #transcrowdfund #transmutualaid #furrymutualaid #helpfolkslive
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Okay. Time to disappear for more hour times. If you need me, i won't be here. But if you have my number or Signal, I'll be there. Maybe.
Silly goose disorder.
Kittens sneezes sounds cute.
My sneezes hurt and are violent. :(
👨⚕️I am Dr. PK Tank and I certify you as having SGD. When you sneeze, does it sound like Hoooonk hoooonk?
As long as its not heavy cotton, I would.
I have decided to only say things that make no sense in what im replying to. Its part of my anti-social ritual. Bc i'm not abrasive and annoying enough already.
Beatings will continue until morale improves.
We don't do take backsies! This isn't Burger King. It's just Burger, no bun. No bun, no fun. That's what I say.
Hell yeah. Dominance asserted.
I laughed so hard at that part! It's fantastic so far! Its actually making me want to give OG star trek and NG a go! I was forced into watching NG when I was a kid and I always enjoyed Data and Geordi.
The head of DoW doesn't seem to think Americans dying is newsworthy. Just the success of killing Iranis is front page worthy. Yet they still obey his command. They would 100% turn on US citizens if ordered. www.mediaite.com/media/news/h...
Thanks! I'm in season 2 still i think. Claire and Isaac just went on a date.
I'm not even big into sci-fi but this show really is great. Funny as hell at times but also feels more like a passion project for Seth McFarland than a spoof on sci-fi (which is what I thought it was!)
I didn't expect The Orville to be....what it is. But I'm enjoying it still?
We tell on ourselves so often. 🤦♂️
The "but we need men" part 💀. I'm sure the comment section is full of really supportive comments. /s
Gives new meaning to cheese dick.
If you're a fan of bball and haven't heard of Rueben chinyelu, buckle up. He's already a fucking beast on the backboard and is only getting better. He's fun as hell to watch!
🐊🐊🐊🐊 REPEAT. 🤞
The gator likely would not. I'm fairly comfortable around them. A Florida Panther would definitely stop me though.One snake did bc it was a coral snake but I have walked beside plenty of other kinds. I'm pretty comfortable with nature. Its ppl I have issues with mostly. Lol. Typical mailman shit.
I wonder what I am now and what combination can produce what race. Like gender non-con, cisgay white transforms me into Kermit the Frog? Racial alchemy. Cool.