All I want is a Jade Bratzies, the first edition not the glitter ones
I literally can't get it out of my head. I honestly hate the blind box trend, cant I just buy the one I want?
Ppl always "forget" how they treated you before when they want something from you
“Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
Why are men so fragile? Oh right b/c they thought they ruled the world and now they're getting the spanking they rightfully deserve
When a straight cis white man comes speeding through a red light then yells at you for "cutting him off" when you were merging even before his speedy-ass came thru
My fav was him yelling at me to "learn how to drive," maybe you should, my dude.
Toad stands on a rock, reading poetry to his seeds. From "The Garden" In *Frog and Toad Together*
And all the next day Toad read poems to his seeds.
Frog ties up the Dark Frog with the jump rope, while the Dark Frog roars and screams. From "Shivers" In *Days with Frog and Toad*
“I tied up the Old Dark Frog. He roared and screamed. I ran away fast.”
TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
Honestly... the petty bitches who pretend I don't exist, have fun with that. Watch me surpass you 😜
Top tier album
Weird Science (1985) movie poster
Weird Science (1985)
Directed by John Hughes
Honestly the level of disgusting ppl feel so comfortable with being nowadays is insane
I keep saying, we need to bring back shame. Let's start putting ppl back in medieval stocks lol starting with our current president
I wanna hurl old lettuce at him xD
Also chasing ppl over a kit-kat? I get it's the principal but bro, don't die over a candy bar
Started to fall in love with this one channel that does commentary over catching ppl steal at their store
Thought it was silly and fun at first until he started chasing customers down and calling them the r-word
Bro... The r-word in 2026?! You're absolutely insane.
Toad looks frantically around the dark theater, calling for Frog. Frog is nowhere to be found. From "The Dream" In *Frog and Toad Together*
“Frog,” said Toad, “Where are you?” There was still no answer.
“Frog, what have I done?” cried Toad.
Toad went back to bed.
He pulled the covers over his head and fell asleep.
Photo of a fungus on a juniper branch. The fungus consists of a small reddish ball with several long, oval jelly-like growths.
Cedar Rust Fungus. NWT, Canada.
#fungus #fungi #fungifriends
Fungus in pic is about 2 to 3 cm high.
Bugonia was not a good movie, nor was LongLegs
Get it together yall
This Is My Imaginary Friend 🤡
Jasmine Crockett speaking to reporters. PHOTO: Dustin Franz/Bloomberg via Getty Images
Jasmine Crockett: “I want to remind the american people that we have a constitution — what we are clearly witnessing is lawlessness yet again from this administration—
My question to Speaker Johnson is how many ppl are going to have to die bc this president just decided to do whatever he wanted to”
Leave Jim Carrey tf alone and start focusing on the chaos our current president is bringing to our planet
Trump The lives of courageous American heroes) may be lost. That often happens in war Lord Farqaad Some of you may die. But it's a sacrifice lam willing to make.
"sometimes I'm nice but sometimes I'm mean. Each day I'm not sure which one I'll choose"
Someone plz get me this shirt! Lol
“The whole world is covered with buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
I only allow myself 10 mins on Instagram now for mental health but I see some drama has unfurled in my absence lol
I wanna know the tea but also don't involve me, I just wanna eat popcorn and listen in xD
Cleaning my house just to find hidden pee spots from my cats 🤦 I swear these two are the biggest divas I have ever adopted
Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.
They also discontinued the doll in 2024
I guess their "Chinese era" was just as short as all y'all's lol
