NeroMai

Happy Birthday! May you receive a lifetime of cake instead! 🥹

Smol younger version of self receiving a free birthday donut.

Older version of self reading a paragraph long rewards points policy requiring several purchases in order to obtain a single "free" donut.

I just wanted a birthday donut 😭
#art #comic

Bon anniversaire, twin!

Post from the user redicnomad appearing in the Bluesky Discover feed with the caption, "Wait... people for shoot use the Discover Feed here???".

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Having to hit the stripper pole for Mario Kart is crazy work.

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Drawing of NeroMai in a new outfit that is being blocked by the caption, "Today I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new KUM Pulverizer 4000 to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his pulverizer. He had already reinforced his desk with galvanized steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Leon Kennedy's thighs. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fvcking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his pulverizer on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit Ball rotors flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep buzzing fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive head begins to vibrate. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph propulsion and the 500 decibel groan of the thruster. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my city and my lower half go under. I hate automatic pencil sharpeners."

Haven't posted #art here in a while. I think this turned out nicely

rhythm heaven and tomodachi life... life has meaning again!

a close up of spongebob 's eyes with a tear coming out of them Alt: a close up of spongebob's eyes with sweat running down his face

Is there a Windows Vista version?

drizzle tree shaped sugar cookies with shiny sugar sprinkles

drizzle tree shaped sugar cookies with shiny sugar sprinkles

drizzle tree shaped sugar cookies with shiny sugar sprinkles

If any of you know where I can get these cookies or something similar, please notify me immediately. The withdrawal is kicking in. BADLY.

Merry (late) Christmas! ( ^-^)/

a cartoon character is squatting down on the grass . Alt: Morty from Rick and Morty throwing it back

Now wait a minute-

Your honor, my client most definitely did the crime. Jail them.

Queen Mariah Flag

She really is the Queen of Christmas 🎄 🤭

a man with a mustache looks up at the sky while wearing a black hoodie with a zipper Alt: Eddie Murphy looks up at the sky while rubbing his hands saying "I'll take it"

Mario may have lost the Masked Singer, but he sang with Boyz II Men so I see this as an absolute win

"Post your most popular art from Twitter"

The meme of Yuji at a Megan thee Stallion concert with a side of Gojo. #art

Excuse Me??

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two cartoon girls are dancing in a courtyard with the sun shining through the columns Alt: Two cartoon sisters from Encanto dancing in a courtyard to the song "We don't talk about Bruno".

We don't talk about X no no no no...

Get out while you still can

shrek is a cartoon character from the movie shrek and is smiling . Alt: Shrek, a cartoon ogre character from the movie shrek, is smiling with suspicious intent.

How weird are we talking?

Over an hour? They took me 3 days and banned one of them for explicit content 😭

a cartoon of a grim reaper with a ghost face Alt: an animation of ghost face doing a blue archive dance

Making gifs is more convoluted than I thought

Amen 🛐

There's more?? 😭

Drawing of NeroMai posed like the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson fanny pack meme.

Just saw art of Batman pregnant with Superman's kid. I will not recover. #art

My arch nemesis; wheels with no steering. 😭 If it's anything like rollerblading or ice skating, then the learning curve will certainly be high for me

I am now hyperfixated on motivational shadow the hedgehog.

a close up of a woman 's face smiling with a white background . Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with soulless eyes smiling at the camera.

Is there another hobby I can try other than exercising my limbs off? I kinda can't feel my legs and arms rn