Tommy tongue the third

I bet you could get leftists to stand up for the national anthem

Nicholas Cage in Vampire's Kiss except he's pinching his tongue and shouting this

I was born on a pile of shit.

If somebody in Ireland asks me who i voted for i'll go "I voted for YOU 🫵🥺"

Da elasticity and mmt

Being homeless in the world's first city. Getting swept off the streets and just running off into the jungle.

Thats a good theory

A detail from the narmer palette, upper left of the side with the king on it. A bird on top of something with a human head.

I wonder whats going on in this detail from the narmer palette. Why is the bird holding his nose open. Is the bird pulling on his moustache? Did the guy get transformed into that thing, or is the thing transforming into a guy? Is the guy dead?

We had one of these events happen over my hometown, too. There was a tornado at the same time and we called it a meatspin.

If you ain't pagan you ain't country

Inch holler

Got my partner to laugh at poop last night. Let it be entered into the book of fate.

Earth- poop
Water- pee
Wind- fart
Fire- gonorectal pain

Once the cock is flat, we must prepare for a future where humanity matters.

An extinction burst can involve the nuts emitting a spray of splooge into the eyes and out the window, but this is not a continuation of sexual progress. This is it's dying gasp. It may look like something is happening, but it's not.

During the decline of sexual escalation, the cock and nuts will exhibit a behavior known as an 'extinction burst'

I possess a hammer so large it will smash planets into smithereens

This is very ominous. I feel like something is crawling out

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

Milyen szörnyű savanyú szagot áraszt a belem

“I have come from the city. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me. I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able [to give] as generously as the way is long [and] as my purse is empty,” it reads.

Ohh.. we're gunna cut your junk off / and make the wound a hole / we know you like your penis / but now it has to gooo!

Civil war 2 will lead to spiritualism 2

Now I am completely innocent

I need you all to know that a ton of folks put a HEROIC amount of effort into keeping Archive going this week

launching a lawsuit against anyone who uses the word "aunt" incorrectly. aunt is a legal term that has grave repercussions for being misused, like doctor or colonel