Dyke Vital

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I’m about sick of Houston Janeshia Jenkins making me toggle between my heat & AC day after day, sis make up your mind

My wife is so overly yall lmao she was like omg you need 4 all new ties 😂😂 ma’am we are in a recession I’m bout to ride my e-bike everywhere

A big ass bubble in my Smartie tire almost took me out yall but I lived to tell about it 🥲😅 hopefully that was the only Friday the 13th shenanigan I have to deal with

Attitude just be dragging folks into the negatives 💀💀

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Between my pets and this weather got me feeling like I needa play a lil Russian roulette with a cat nap

Glad I gymmed earlier - what a wet and soggy Houston day ☔️

6AM has been whooping my black ass this week lolol been having to squeeze in the gym in where I can but that’s adulting 😭

Hella disrespectful that it is only Wednesday.

This is the 1st couple of the United States.

(also the active leading single game scorer in the WNBA and NBA so talk to them niceeeeeee)

#NBASky #WNBASky

Bamonte with the 83 piece my goodness 🤯

Shot out to the small businesses letting the babies eat free this Spring Break

As a Rockets girlie it pains me to say that the Spurs are a truly fun team to watch

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

I can’t believe I used to drink like this all the time lmao 😭😭😭😭

My baby cousin got married yesterday and we really had no business partying the way that we did to celebrate 🥳 but boy, am I regretting it today 💀😭

The symphony was really cute and intimate! We enjoyed for sure - they were playing neo-soul hits so of course you know folk turned it into karaoke before the night was over 🤣🤣

Hope y’all enjoy this beautiful Saturday 🙌🏾

Last night, we went to a candlelight symphony then back doored with burgers & wings from Bombshells 😏 then finished the night watching Druski’s Could’ve Been Love. #Adulting

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I got a hot date tonight and a day wedding tomorrow, the gym is calling my name

I was today years old when I learned that Rollie pollie pill bugs will eat tf outta my plants

Not my dope man sliding me a zucchini seedling 🌱 - my dude always understands the assignment 😂

I mean great game of course but both challenges were 50/50 calls - hate the season ended like that 🫠 but spectacular game nonetheless #Unrivaled

That was weak AF #Unrivaled

My job is sending me to Ohio to token black girl next month and all I know is the damn sun better be out and the snow better be off the damn ground or else

I am way too old and way too married for randos to be adding me on Facebook

My search tabs be so outta pocket lmao - throw the whole iPad away when I die

If we ex-pating where y’all going? 👀

Got groceries not once but twice today just to end up ordering Texas Roadhouse 😅💀🤣

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He be throwing away shit that should go in the disposal then disposing shit that should go in the trash

Of all the things that could take my 79 year old daddy out - the garbage disposal is surely gonna do it. If I gotta un stuck one more thing out this damn disposal I’ma be a damn plumber 👩🏾‍🔧