Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
01.03.2026 05:22
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∑V∑RYTHING - s t a r q u a k e (the inevitable collision of two #heartbroken #magnetars )
YouTube video by EVERYTHING
S t a r q u a k e (the inevitable collision of two #heartbroken #magnetars )
Here's my video + track submission to the Vaporwave Roulette compilation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8lO...
#signalwave
27.02.2026 08:52
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The Vaporwave Roulette, by Various Artists
125 track album
Yo! Breaking my social media hiatus to share a comp I was a part of recently 👉 THE #VAPORWAVE ROULETTE by @freshwatermedia.bsky.social Artists were asked to make a track from a random sample and genre. It was HEAPS of fun and the compilation is MASSIVE 🤯 freshwatermedia.bandcamp.com/album/the-va...
27.02.2026 08:49
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Scratch that, it's here now www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHG9...
01.11.2025 00:10
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Sorry y'all I fucked up the YouTube link, it's actually www.youtube.com/@freshwtrmedia apologies @one71.bsky.social 😅
01.11.2025 00:08
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Kodoku, by Various Artists
28 track album
因縁を爆撃する - Kodokushi
Kodoku | Various Artists | Sunset Grid sunsetgrid.bandcamp.com/album/kodoku
31.10.2025 05:50
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🚨ALERT🚨 Signalwave Halloween special!!!
👉https://www.youtube.com/@freshwaterofficial
👉31 Oct 7pm EST
Follow @one71.bsky.social for more deets
Journey with me and a bunch of other talented heads into the macabre on All Hallows Screens😱
31.10.2025 08:29
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29.09.2025 08:23
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SIGNALCON 2025 is this weekend! There's an entire crew of crazy talented signalnauts who have pieced together all sorts of madness! Join us! 📡🛰️✨
JULY 11 (7pm ET) = www.youtube.com/watch?v=A06I...
JULY 12 (7pm ET) = www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCNb...
JULY 13 (7pm ET) = www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjGe...
10.07.2025 13:09
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30.06.2025 06:36
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Ping @one71.bsky.social @freshwatermedia.bsky.social @commonalex.bsky.social
29.06.2025 04:02
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Another awesome thing has happened in the Signalwave community - we have a ZINE! 👉 ANTENNA.FEED. 📡 A communal log of intercepted broadcasts. Produced by @commonalexnet & @_one71_ out on @freshwtrmedia
Visual 📺 commonalex.com/dl/AN...
Audio 🔊 freshwatermedia.band...
29.06.2025 03:58
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Haha what a shameless self-plug lol 😜 Cool man, the Tao is rad, I will have a listen!
08.05.2025 13:13
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Yeah, I love it! It seems to have survived (and is immune to) commercial interests (unlike some other genres 😉 ) and continues to be an awesome underground genre, with lots of healthy experimentation and really talented foundational artists.
08.05.2025 13:09
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Onto my walkman they go! Recent #bandcamp pickups. Lots of artists from the #slushwave & #signalwave communities, mixed in with heaps of Steve Roach, some HTRK & other ambient works. Thanks to the music makers, when everything often seems exhausted, you give me something new 🖖
08.05.2025 02:58
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Hey yall! I hope everyone's week’s been going well so far! Wanted to let y'all know that I listed a few of the Type-II Chrome Tapes on my Bandcamp Page, so if ur interested in buying directly from the artist, check out the link: tephco.bandcamp.com/album/m-e-g-a-…
(Forgot to post earlier)
07.05.2025 02:06
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If you want to dive into my discography, I have made a guide just for you!
05.05.2025 16:58
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Hey there everybody! I've just released Vol. 3 of my Internal Archives series today! Here is the link if you're interested: tephco.bandcamp.com/album/i-n-t-...
There will be a listening party for it tonight (4/30/25) at 8 PM EST! Hope to see you there!
tephco.bandcamp.com/merch/i-n-t-...
30.04.2025 20:10
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Help out my friend Lux!!!!
Amazing discography. Support living artists.
We try to stay humble but artists put their heart and soul into this stuff and it's easier than ever to consume the content of those who labor over it meticulously.
Money = ability to eat and make more music in the future.
01.05.2025 02:01
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Hey frens, it's the 5 year anniversary of Lost Water Temple 最後水神 (the #naturewave album I launched this project with) 🤯 To celebrate I will be holding a lil listening party at the
@slushwave.bsky.social Club. Would love to see you there!
🕗Friday April 11 8pm EDT
Discord 👉 discord.gg/Yvzn6rejFc
10.04.2025 14:00
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No I believe she has skulled the Kool Aid! 😵💫
04.04.2025 11:08
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Such a classic Melbourne album ❤️
29.03.2025 10:36
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Wow Pete Namlook, what a throwback!
28.03.2025 22:38
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Followed! Thanks
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