The Skeptic's Book of Lists

I bet he has his own files. I sure hope the UK government won't bend over backwards to protect powerful people including American politicians and billionaires.

I like this establishment has to let you know the directive to flush only once was a decision by management and not by some rogue band of urinal terrorists plastering public bathrooms with their misleading signs. #urinals #valuevillage

I picked up my daughter after school and #Hawkwind was on the radio. I felt I needed to give her some fatherly advice. "Boo, if you ever meet a guy and he says Hawkwind is on his list of top three bands, walk away. Don't look back." You really do have to equip them for future success. #parenthood

No one gets it like the horn section in a ska band. #ska #hornsection

I can see basically Minaj now having a residency at the Kennedy Center and getting swapped in for acts that drop out...

No visible parking spot lines. Just guess where to park. For those who had no patience for coloring within the lines in Kindergarten, THIS IS YOUR TIME! #winter #coloringwithinthelines

To my American friends, we have a saying in curling: when your key rock is four chuckers past the post, the only thing to do is box your brooms and hard your sunker. You know what to do... #curling #america

He writes like a North Korean news broadcaster.

Nope. I've been to Amsterdam. I'm not making that mistake twice. #curious

#santa #oligarchy

Nice clickbait but I don't think most Canadians would be in shock if this Quisling was locked up. #kevinoleary #Quisling

"One less dude trying to elbow me out of the way to get at the lady giving out banana bread samples."

Anytime a conservative threatens to boycott Costco for being a decent corporation, I think "that's one less horrible person in the parking lot on the weekend".

Epstein's Temu Hall of Faces was the least expected revelation. #Epstein #gameofthrones

#genx

There was a time when I was younger that a table spoon seemed far too large for my mouth. Now it seems inadequately small for the amount of food I want to shovel in. #tablespoon

Hill I'm willing to die on. #It

Other than public opinion, what stops him from bulldozing the entire WH and putting up a hotel/casino?

@andrewtorrez.bsky.social re Trump tearing down the east wing of the White House. Is there anything that would technically keep Trump from bulldozing the entire White House and putting up a hotel/casino on the spot? #WhiteHouse

100% moving from hoodies to cardigans this fall/winter. I'm finding I never use the hoodie's hood. Seems a waste of resources. #hoodies #cardigans

They want to bring the culture wars to who deserves to be in the ER. JFC. It would be funny if not for the fact the attitude will quickly be transmitted to Maple MAGA Canadians. #culturewars

As technology progresses, I have rare need to use the cargo pockets on my cargo shorts. #cargoshorts

Mister Microphone YouTube video by Nickinchains2999

Mr. Microphone was peak pickup culture back in the 1980s. #microphones #pickupculture #incels

youtu.be/CYEXBTlWf_4?...

He's America's oldest sh!t poster.

BO marketing? "They can't forget your product because they can't forget the smell. Guaranteed." #marketing

Yeah. The 1970s, the era of stagflation, was an absolutely awful time.

Just once I want a software or hardware company to say "our integration has seams. Really, you need to do a bit of work." #software #seamless

You think there was a time when people ate mashed potatoes without gravy and then some genius decided maybe they would taste better with gravy? #gravy #mashedpotatoes

True fact: between 1981 and 1984 I was president of my high school's Dabney Coleman Achievers club. #DabneyColeman

What young men don't get these days is the patriarchy wants them to be as subservient to an ideal too. It's just a different ideal from women but as impossible and as mentally unhealthy. #redpill