VoxInSocks

i hope Chappell Roan gets meaner and weirder and continues to scare men. representation matters

glad you're okay

oh my goodness what? why is it on fire?!

you can't just say that no matter how true it is

how about that speed racer too hey

absolute polished gem it is 🥹

true but was it meant to be? I genuinely don't know. idk if the green grading of the sequels was a retcon or what

regardless I adore these movies and they are foundational texts for me

A&W is banger too I'm not sure how they do it

I first heard that passage in a dramatic reading on a radio program and it struck me. Such a good little bit

it's the "life is one big show" mentality coupled with a carefully cultivated "I'm above it all" attitude

according to my mom "pillow" was my first word but that seems absurd. that's two whole syllables...!

it really is a bit of a miracle hey

BOMB MANUFACTURER (watching you debate whether to sell your car or your kidney to pay rent in the cheapest apartment you could find in your hometown): The economy has never been doing better, you know.

Senator Warren Hutch, our first openly bunny senator;

who are we talking about

shut up nerd

rich considering conservatives are some of the weirdest motherfuckers to ever live

you do a wonderful pog face

would a piano do, such that after it drops you grimace and reveal your teeth have been replaced by said piano keys

add celery salt in there and I'm listening

Despite all my rage
I'm still just a...

... Actually I'm feeling pretty good about it all. Happy bunny in a cage. Safe in cage. Outside is full of dangers and predators. Inside of cage, you just have to wait for your partner to pet you and let you out.

Parker is the kind of journalist I imagine when I try to imagine the ideal journalist; Parker is the isotropic radiator of journalism

your wife clearly has no regard for acceptable behavior

love that

is this because of the news

I never thought I wanted a rifled bottle before

I'd never drink beer (yuck) but hit me with sarsaparilla

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

kindness often doesn't feel like a victory, and I don't quite know who is responsible for that.

That’s all I was saying. Not that candidates negotiates with commentators before running. That when you broadcast "I’ll take literally anyone," you’ve opted out of the one thing voters actually have: leverage.

exactly. we have power, *right now*, and to cede that to "whatever the outcome of the process" is is not how anything positive gets done! If you sincerely believe your vote matters, act like it!