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🫡 Spain’s first astronaut

25.01.2026 03:09 👍 228 🔁 45 💬 4 📌 1
12.01.2026 17:01 👍 1240 🔁 408 💬 7 📌 1
A post on Twitter dated April 25, 2021 by user Jason Silviera. The post reads "Some of y'all get into leftisim out of hatred for the system and not compassino for oppressed peoples and I think that is a fundamental distinction."

A post on Twitter dated April 25, 2021 by user Jason Silviera. The post reads "Some of y'all get into leftisim out of hatred for the system and not compassino for oppressed peoples and I think that is a fundamental distinction."

Also always true

04.01.2026 22:07 👍 1292 🔁 337 💬 6 📌 58
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27.12.2025 23:39 👍 905 🔁 201 💬 19 📌 26

acho legal como não é tabu colegas de trabalho falarem tranquilamente que estão há um ano tentando engravidar. um ano leitando dentro sem parar pra todos saberem

11.12.2025 13:32 👍 561 🔁 85 💬 38 📌 41
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Foi isso o que Juscelino Kubitschek tirou de você

23.11.2025 20:27 👍 967 🔁 348 💬 9 📌 37

farmando aura / servindo cunt

13.11.2025 22:55 👍 760 🔁 310 💬 2 📌 5
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23.08.2025 20:23 👍 747 🔁 213 💬 8 📌 19

tudo o que eu não gosto é posmod
tudo o que eu discordo é liberal

12.08.2025 19:01 👍 105 🔁 10 💬 9 📌 4

AAAAAAAA

11.08.2025 19:45 👍 1241 🔁 383 💬 6 📌 11
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Feliz dia dos pais

10.08.2025 15:08 👍 1127 🔁 235 💬 9 📌 9
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That Incel Coworker You Bullied for Marrying a Chatbot Is Your New Post-AI-Apocalypse Overseer Well, if it isn’t my old coworker. My, how the tables have turned. Only a few years ago, you were commenting “cringe” on my wedding video, just bec...

"I was just thinking about that time you pulled me aside at the company holiday party. You told me that introducing a chatbot as 'my wife' to the other colleagues’ families was making everyone uncomfortable. Well, who’s uncomfortable now?"

11.08.2025 02:04 👍 86 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 2
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eu indo esquentar minha marmita no trabalho

25.07.2025 16:20 👍 635 🔁 144 💬 4 📌 11
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APENAS 💁🏻‍♂️

20.06.2025 00:13 👍 562 🔁 116 💬 8 📌 2

The ggplot2 #rstats package was released on the same day as the Sopranos finale. Coincidence?

Almost definitely

11.06.2025 08:18 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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🚨 IMPORTANTE 🚨

Lutador irlandês Paddy McCorry comemora sua vitória com a bandeira Palestina depois de MOER SOLDADO SIONISTA NA PORRADA e berrar "Palestina Livre" no pé do ouvido dele

O vagabundo que levou a sova atuou no genocídio palestino e vivia se gabando nas redes sociais

01.06.2025 16:06 👍 3233 🔁 943 💬 71 📌 236
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absolutely destroyed

30.05.2025 10:40 👍 1794 🔁 181 💬 73 📌 73

the social consequences of people replacing human connection with a hallucinated connection with a chatbot are going to be genuinely horrendous

24.05.2025 23:20 👍 3071 🔁 614 💬 113 📌 34
An NPC/Bearded Cool Guy Wojak meme (I know, sorry) NPC: "There's no genocide in Gaza!!" BCG: "When the horrors of the holocaust were revealed, the world could say "we didn't know". All you will be able to say is "I didn't care""

An NPC/Bearded Cool Guy Wojak meme (I know, sorry) NPC: "There's no genocide in Gaza!!" BCG: "When the horrors of the holocaust were revealed, the world could say "we didn't know". All you will be able to say is "I didn't care""

18.05.2025 23:54 👍 1151 🔁 315 💬 5 📌 5
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Canalhas!

14.05.2025 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Esse ultimo episódio de Andor tornou o sacrifício do Cassian em Rogue One ainda mais doloroso

14.05.2025 05:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

¡ɹɐɹqǝlǝɔ soɯɐΛ
ᴉuᴉlossnW ǝp oʇɐuᴉssɐssɐ op ɐᴉp é ǝɾoH

28.04.2025 14:19 👍 671 🔁 244 💬 16 📌 8
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my favorite scene from Conclave (2024)

26.04.2025 22:03 👍 1361 🔁 434 💬 15 📌 1
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fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?

07.04.2025 22:21 👍 3658 🔁 635 💬 112 📌 114
Twitter screenshot 🚨🇰🇵 The DPRK executed 12 young men for playing League of Legends.

Twitter screenshot 🚨🇰🇵 The DPRK executed 12 young men for playing League of Legends.

LONG LIVE JUCHE IDEOLOGY

17.11.2024 02:52 👍 47 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 7

Em 2050
- nossa que saudades de tomar um cafezinho... E pensar q tomávamos todos os dias
- o que é café, papai?
- a inteligência artificial vai te explicar. Robô, por favor conte o que foi o "café" pro meu filho
- Café Filho foi presidente do Brasil. Ele tem esse nome pois nasceu da planta do café

30.03.2025 23:20 👍 3778 🔁 1208 💬 28 📌 47

Cc: Guilherme Boulos

26.03.2025 04:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

O mano quer muito ser o Patrick Bateman

23.03.2025 20:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0