Mr. Zero

(OOC)

Genuinely considering using this to promote F-Zero 99 updates alongside posting the funny fake tips and whatnot since Nintendo won't do it themselves.

IS THAT A FUCKING METEOR-

What the fuck is that?

No, seriously, I'm not the only one who sees that, right?

See it's funny because it's true

Evil mr-f-zero.bsky.social be like:

Pay attention when entering a KNIGHT LEAGUE Grand Prix! If you're not careful, you might just end up somewhere else...

Only 1 week remains before BIG BLUE and all of its variants are washed away forever, take in the scenery before it's too late!

Race on BIG BLUE courses while you still can! When the Frozen World Tour event ends, all of the artificially-placed snow on the planet's hills and mountains will melt into the water and flood over the tracks.

Halfway through we decided to just cut our losses and work with what's left, the Big Blue secret track is just Forest but we got rid of all the greenery so now it's literally just water and big mounds of soil.

F-ZERO turns 35 years old in less than a week, crazy to think that I've been at this for so long!

There's absolutely nothing stopping you from sitting in the middle of an empty space and stopping a Grand Prix from progressing.

Nothing ever happens.

September 30th

Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god

Ooouurgh I'm FUCKING DYING

Damn nobody want me fr

Today marks 2 years since F-ZERO 99's release! What were your favorite moments between now and the beginning?

The pit zones on WHITE LAND courses are purple, and yet the single dash zone on Mirror WHITE LAND I is gold like all the other ones. You will never unsee this.

FOREST III collapsed during reconstruction, and now F-ZERO 99 1.7.0 is delayed indefinitely while they replant every individual tree that was crushed underneath the track. Sorry, everyone.

F-ZERO 99's 2nd anniversary is coming in just under 2 weeks! Be prepared, thing are about to get... metal.

It's been 3 months and they still haven't come back with more food.

There's a third secret track that only appears in F-ZERO 99 under very specific circumstances! You'd better hope not to end up there...

where the FUCK is it

Randomly-generated courses will occasionally appear in F-ZERO 99 and Pro Tracks on planets that you won't see anywhere else. Complete a race on them to unlock extra themes to use in Course Edit!

damn I messed up we gotta go bald

The Cape Feather item causes your machine to launch into the air as if you've driven over a jump plate! You can find them by driving over hidden Item Panels on certain tracks.

1.7.0 comes out next week trust me guys

Driving over the first jump plate after the finish line on Mirror SAND STORM II from the very left while facing approximately 30° counter-clockwise from it and holding ↓ down will do absolutely nothing. There's definitely no shortcut there. Just drive straight and everything will be fine.

Red Bumpers taste like cherries and explode with flavor when you run into them!

Twitter sucks don't use it