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Cartoonist of One Over Zero, Leftover Soup, Roll To Save, and Forward, roughly in that order. I also make board games and roleplaying games and furry art, much of it pornographic. Warrior Poet, Philosopher King. he/him

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Just learned that the word most often translated as "box" in the myth of Pandora is "pithos" which is more like a large ceramic jar... and is the same word for the type of big barrel that Diogenes lived in.

10.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The European robin (shown here in Turdidae).

The European robin (shown here in Turdidae).

The helpfully linked Wikipedia article, showing that the EUROPEAN robin is NOT in Turdidae.

The helpfully linked Wikipedia article, showing that the EUROPEAN robin is NOT in Turdidae.

Also, for the record (sorry for the spoiler, but this must be documented), today's Metazooa is WRONG. That's the WRONG ROBIN.

10.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nerdlegame 1511 4/6
Dungleon 1494 4/6๐Ÿ’ 
Squardle 1496 5 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1201 8/25

Not great, not great, unforced error, then YES great.

10.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Similarly, my government name is "Mason", despite the fact that I am not a stoneworker, and my username is "Tailsteak" despite the fact that I am not a cooked slice of tail, and neither particularly needs to say "Human", as that is clear simply by looking at me.

10.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is what it *is*, yes, but that's not its *name*. A logo, generally communicates an identity, not a nature. FedEx communicates the identity of a specific delivery company (with a negative-space arrow implying what they do), it doesn't communicate that they supplied food to a former lover.

10.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate the tongue.

10.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Star Trek: Starfleet Academy comes out]
60 Years Later, Star Trek Returns!

10.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ball is even bouncing where the apostrophe should go if it's "Pet's Mart", showing that there's no apostrophe there (and the ball itself is certainly not shaped like the missing punctuation). I choose to believe this person is singing on behalf of their dog, who is colour blind.

10.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Red "Pet", blue "smart", red ball, blue action lines.

Red "Pet", blue "smart", red ball, blue action lines.

The "PET" is a different colour from the "SMART". The ball (a THING, aka, a NOUN) is RED like PET and the motion lines (an abstraction showing that the ball is MOVING, aka, what it's DOING and what it's LIKE) are BLUE like SMART, the rare case of a picture that demonstrates the intended grammar.

10.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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helpful infographic for the chronically online

26.02.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2283 ๐Ÿ” 1119 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Back with another one of those hump plumpin' beats

10.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Internet went out! I'm back now.

09.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service

Had an internet hiccup, back now!
picarto.tv/Tailsteak

09.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nerdlegame 1510 2/6
Dungleon 1493 4/6๐Ÿ’ 
Squardle 1495 6 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1200 11/25

09.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service

Streaming now! Come on in!
picarto.tv/Tailsteak

09.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, Lee *is* a tad distracted. Also, the hatch may have been decommissioned and no longer in use, therefore the associated platforms were removed, and it was not expected that anyone would be approaching it from the other side. Also, it's funny.

09.03.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like how the wobbliness of the line could be a metacommentary on the fact that BmcE evidently didn't bother with a compass or a circle template or even with tracing around a shotglass for that unicycle wheel. Are we not all, in our own way, precariously balanced?

09.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the aforementioned videogame, where our heroes have just escaped a police station, and bad guys and cops are all gently floating down to the sidewalk in stasis bubbles after having been defenestrated during the course of said escape.

Screenshot from the aforementioned videogame, where our heroes have just escaped a police station, and bad guys and cops are all gently floating down to the sidewalk in stasis bubbles after having been defenestrated during the course of said escape.

And yes, I'm gonna be streaming today, going 11am-11pm Eastern!
picarto.tv/tailsteak
Gonna hopefully finish up the Lovers tarot card for @angienash42.bsky.social , and then play about 2 more hours of Tactical Breach Wizards. Come say hi!

09.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A normal alleyway.  Don't worry about it.

A normal alleyway. Don't worry about it.

Holy cow, it's Monday! New Forward just dropped!
forwardcomic.com/archive.php?...
(That onomatopoeia rhymes with "boing", not "doing".)
(Also, if I may say so, today's comment file is a real doozy.)

09.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4716 ๐Ÿ” 1404 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Your local library also has movies - just ask!

09.03.2026 12:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, if he's getting pegged, either she's penetrating his thoracic vertebrae or the strapon is shaped like a jai alai cesta.

08.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm... lemme roll a d4 and a d6 real quick... 3-4, that's Electrochemistry. Addiction, cravings, gluttony... but also, arguably, life itself. Can't really argue with it, now that I'm taking serotonin in pill form. Can't be a mind without managing the body. Remember, thou art meat. Okie dokie.

08.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nerdlegame 1509 4/6
Dungleon 1492 5/6๐Ÿ’ 
Squardle 1494 2 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1199 8/25

Weird, weird sesh. Annoying, stupid, miserable, and then... just giving it to me. "Never give up", "it's always darkest", is that the vibe? I guess I can roll with that.

08.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why in the fuck are all the images on Bluesky webp now? Who wanted that? Who does that help?

08.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[David Attenborough voice] : Frightened by the advent of electric vehicles, and by solar and wind increasingly taking over power grids the world over, the white-breasted American will seek to burn petrochemicals in any way he can. Fortunately, war has, once again, provided a solution.

08.03.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did the fool have milk?

08.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1) I love this I love this I love the sentiment behind it, I love the composition, I love the style.
2) I never noticed how weird it looks to see Samus' normal-scaled arm emerging from her giant-shouldered armour. It's correct, but my brain keeps saying "no, shoulder up here, arm should be big".

07.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a general rule, I'm better at handling the Me parts of my characters, but have trouble with the Other parts. I guess they help me exercise empathy in that way, each of them drags me over to a Thing that I am Not and says "yes, but I AM this, so learn it and feel it with me".

07.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of my OCs manifest my inherent drive to determine the self through Actions and not Origins or Relationships, but Bellina cares about style & gender presentation, DJING! has an ego and likes crowds, A-Bomb likes getting *nasty*, Wanda cares about her personal brand, etc etc.

07.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0