“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”

Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

MTG flavor judge drawing depicting the cards Suplex and Crucible of Worlds: This drawing is set in outer space amid a black, starry backdrop. The tiny figure of prince Sabin René Figaro is bent backwards in a suplex pose as he grips a massive planet, sending it hurtling towards a second planet. A cross-shaped lens flare marks the space between the two planets as they near imminent collision.

Trump Administration Knew Vast Majority of Venezuelans Sent to Salvadoran Prison Had Not Been Convicted of U.S. Crimes Homeland Security records reveal that officials knew that more than half of the 238 deportees were labeled as having no criminal record in the U.S. and had only violated immigration laws.

2/ @micarosenberg.bsky.social, Perla Trevizo, Gabriel Sandoval, Ronna Risquez, Adrian Gonzalez and I have been reporting on what the government did to these 238 men, beginning with this story today:
www.propublica.org/article/trum...

"I have a bomb, I want $200,000 and a parachute, and yes, it was Janet Leigh in The Manchurian Candidate (1962). You know her from Psycho and Bye Bye Birdie." - IMDb Cooper

*walking doggo*

person: can I pet your dog?!

me: sure, he'd love that

person: awww! you're a big boy, aren't you??!!

me: oh, he doesn't talk

Dads make diaper changes, but they do not do it as they please; they do not change diapers under self-selected circumstances, but respond to diaper circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past. Remnants of past feedings weigh like a nightmare on the diapers of the living.

Chicago Bulls Theme Song | SIRIUS - The Alan Parsons Project | KNUCKLES TV Series Version YouTube video by Borna Matosic

FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF VILLANOVA
STANDING AT 5' 9"
ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE
IT'S...
POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...

The happiest dog, you’ll see today

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

Reanimate after one of Bernie Wrightson's illustrations for Frankenstein. All hand painted with a brush.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

turns out when you legitimate a taste for bigotry people gravitate to the parties that serve it as an entree rather than as a garnish

Do you ever sit around and think about candle salads

Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"

Both Saints and Cardinals looking to trade up

Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats

"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral/Can't understand what I mean, well you soon will" yo that's a threat

There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

Wilmer only found out his son had been detained after receiving a phone call on March 15 from his nephew, Luis, who lives with them. That morning was their last time together; they had gone around the corner to do their laundry. Later that day, Wilmer said that his son met with a friend to get help with some errands at the American Red Cross. He learned this from Luis, who looked at the situation from inside the apartment: when his son was on his way back, just steps from his home when ICE agents stopped him. “The officers grabbed him and two other boys right at the entrance to our building. One said, ‘No, he’s not the one,’ like they were looking for someone else. But the other said, ‘Take him anyway.'” That moment marked the beginning of Wilmer’s search for answers — answers he’s still waiting for.

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.

An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."

The other said, "Take him anyway."

So they did.

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

Well that’s terrifying

Smiling Congressional biog photo of Marjorie Taylor Greene

Marjorie Taylor House / Texas Reported: 2025-04-07 A long line of stock purchases which include: AMZN Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-04 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-03 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-03 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000 Buy - Undisclosed2025-04-03 Undisclosed - STOCK $1,000 - $15,000

🚨When the stock market was deep in the red yesterday, Majorie Taylor Greene bought tens of thousands in stock.

Trump then paused tariffs & she made thousands in profit.

Stories that start like this have ended in prison for others.

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

Positive early reactions from willing passengers in drunk driver's car. "He's doing pretty well all things considered."

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻