LadyBusiness

I am terrified

Oh no! A booby!

Delacroix's Liberty leading the people

How do we do a French Revolution? I'm ok with being shirtless

corky kneiveLX: Do you consider tossing a banana peel onto the roadside littering? LadyBusiness: If I slipped on it hilariously, yes and I am pressing charges Jeff: (johnny cash voice) I hurt myself today Slipped on a banana peel

Banana crew, should I be worried? Do you know something I don't? @corkykneivel.bsky.social @gojeffgo.com

I hate these people so much

Pentagon bars press photographers over ‘unflattering’ Hegseth photos Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s staff took issue with photos taken in a rare briefing last week and decided to shut out press photographers from two subsequent news conferences.

Pete thinks he's hotter than he is. Typical beta

If I slipped on it hilariously, yes and I am pressing charges

I feel like The Noid became the scapegoat for some pizza that was terrible to begin with

People.com headline: Kathleen Turner Corrects Photographers After They Address Her by Her First Name

DRAG THEM, MISS TURNER

Person 3: WHO ATE MY PLUMS IN THE ICEBOX?! I WAS SAVING THOSE!

Goodnight to the neck rash. We're counting on you, buddy

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

MOAR!

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

Louis Vuitton women's fall 2026 runway look

Y-E-S 🥹

to get stronger

You guys, the neck rash needs your prayers

@instyle.com

instyle.com headline: Winona Ryder Looks So Different With Surprise Mullet Haircut at Paris Fashion Week

Come on, InStyle, this is a shag. What are they teaching you in school? Do better.

The Guardian headline: Investigators are finally looking into Jeffrey Epstein's New Mexico ranch. They may be too late

You guys, I think he died

I haven't lived here very long but my impression is Portland is very bad at managing money

Two headlines: Willamette Week: Portland Leaders Mull Two New Fees to Fund Street Maintenance KATU headline: Fired Portland bureau directors are leaving with six-figure severance packa[ges]

I might have solved a problem

The Row fall 2026 runway look. The model looks small

The Row fall 2026 runway look. The model looks tall

The Row fall 2026 runway look. The model looks tall

The Row fall 2026 runway look. The model looks small

It helps when the photographer stays in the same position for each exit. Otherwise, you get this:

Good thing I know how to do this and what this is [panics]

I guess I can forget about all those barrels of crude oil I was planning to purchase for spring

WORK FASTER, NECK RASH

I have to go to bed early because tomorrow is change the microwave clock and the oven clock so they are the least amount of seconds apart day. I've been training for this all year

"I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU — WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU!"

If only that assassin hadn't missed

Comme des Garçons women's fall 2026 runway look

Comme des Garçons women's fall 2026 runway look

Comme des Garçons women's fall 2026 runway look

Comme des Garçons women's fall 2026 runway look

This is what I needed today

I had to pause this week's Drag Race to go watch Boom Boom Pow because I had never heard it

Lifestyle Asia Hong Kong headline: 'Bridgerton' season 5 is on its way, and Shonda Rhimes says it's going to be "really sexy"

Elliott Gould with Grover from Sesame Street