Barnacle Chronicles

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Someone has commandeered my lapdesk

Oh my wife is back, top chef for me tonight

I just said that exact same thing to D

I have so many half finished books, half watched series, I’m behind on critical role, behind on new music, haven’t watched a movie in months, started but unfinished embroidery projects. What am I doing besides scrolling. I need a kick in the rear

@tullycat.bsky.social is a dirty dirty enabler (ilu, bb)

Funniest man in kpop

MONSTA X Shownu
#셔누

It’s my grandblorbo’s birthday! Say happy birthday to Xinlong!

It’s horrible! The types of things I get back for some of these searches. I’d like to blame AI but who knows

Hmmm what does this say about my taste in blorbos?

Jongho is also not a twink really but he’s not not a twink too. San is no longer a twink in body but will always be a twink at heart

Can’t put him in @spacewitchbot.bsky.social’s thread bc Shownu is not a twink

What does one call a collective of twinks? A gaggle? A clowder? A colony? A flock?

The most perfect legs in existence

My mountain cat also does not really show us his legs especially since he got his soulmate tattoo

The lack of 10,000 pictures in high definition are a Problem

My small business bear does not wear shorts often but when he does the entire fandom glitches

Someone’s in shorts. It might be key.

Whoa. I know I only follow enhypen casually but this is baffling

Wooyoung is so cute sometimes you forget what a chaos demon he is

Someone should smack him (his ass, specifically)

And a little too baffled by the world

My thoughts are always impure when it comes to Shownu

LOOK AT MY BABY BEAR AND HOW CUTE HE IS

Korean national sports teams are all gonna start adopting idols as mascots. Seungkwan for volleyball, Minho for basketball, Wooyoung for baseball.

Whore (affectionate) is free

Oh good, my Monday Minho rage outlet starts early