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Cyanide & Happiness

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Either Florida or Texas. Or Alabama. Or Utah. Or...

10.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do NOT

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Blinking is a wild ride

09.03.2026 14:02 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Talk about empty platitudes

08.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No good deed goes unpunished

08.03.2026 14:02 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is shaping up to be the longest year ever, so make sure you grab the official CYANIDE & HAPPINESS 2026 CALENDAR to get through it safely. https://bit.ly/4rkg6UT

07.03.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Talking tools

07.03.2026 15:02 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Yo dino nerds, get to infodumping in the comments

06.03.2026 15:03 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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No original experiences, I see

05.03.2026 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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(┛ಠ_ಠ)┛彡┻━┻

05.03.2026 15:10 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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WHY?!

04.03.2026 15:03 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Found it

03.03.2026 23:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Parenting is easy

03.03.2026 15:04 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Which urinal are you picking, and why? Defend your answer. And check out TEXAS HOLD-IT, our new strategy bluffing game about not getting peed on by cowboys! Buy it here! https://bit.ly/4aMsBng

02.03.2026 23:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Honesty isn't always the best policy

02.03.2026 15:02 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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He's still searching

01.03.2026 15:02 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Bet

28.02.2026 23:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shout to anyone getting married this weekend!

28.02.2026 15:03 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Next stop, Hole Foods

27.02.2026 15:03 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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You're a good friend bro

26.02.2026 23:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10/10

26.02.2026 15:03 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Also works on your boss!

25.02.2026 15:03 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The prophecy has been decreed

24.02.2026 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do you not have a phone?

24.02.2026 15:02 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.02.2026 23:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Take it easy there, big guy

23.02.2026 15:03 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Wait... is Rob God?

22.02.2026 15:02 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Not even AI is immune to existential dread

21.02.2026 23:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Got 'em

21.02.2026 15:02 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't think he's fine.
Get yourself a hoodie that tells your truth https://bit.ly/4rORunO

20.02.2026 23:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0