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Suriel Vazquez

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Writing and video games. Now: freelance consultant for Hit Detection, Magid, etc. Prev: Narrative Lead at Big Blue Sky Games, critic/essayist for YouTube, MinnMax, Polygon, GameSpot, Game Informer, lots more. https://www.linkedin.com/in/surielvazquez/

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Women in Horror Month: Nessa Cannon on Avoiding Doomerism, Crafting Weird Narratives, and Getting Your Work Out There

My second Women in Horror Month interview is with the wonderful Nessa Cannon (@nessathewriter.bsky.social), in which we discuss crafting weird narratives and getting your work out there andrea-blythe.beehiiv.com/p/women-in-h...

10.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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only person u can trust... is urself

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Snake is... Queer?"

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12378 πŸ” 7493 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

Spring Forward, Summer Air-dash, Fall Back (bait the anti-air), Winter Punish

08.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND HIS GOOSE

08.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gn u cozy lil ass

08.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Deadlock Item Golden Goose Egg that grows in stat and sell value the longer it's in your inventory

Deadlock Item Golden Goose Egg that grows in stat and sell value the longer it's in your inventory

Nice Deadlock X Balatro collab in the latest patch

06.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow on Truth Social:

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the final story beat leads directly into Final Fantasy VIII

06.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Growing up is not sticking the muffin wrapper in your mouth and chewing on it like a piece of gum

06.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We love a good fighting game cover story

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 11656 πŸ” 2146 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 128

Need to hear the @metallicaisrad.bsky.social theme song for the Mario Party season

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heroes *do* do that

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disrupting the genre by having 20 players spawn around a sleeping neighborhood. You have an overstocked inventory and must skulk around for the limited places in which to deposit gifts within the time limit. You cannot leave via sleigh until your inventory is light enough. The Insertion Shooter

05.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You'd play Uncharted 2 multiplayer for a week before Playing Modern Warfare 2 for a month, check out Mass Effect 2's multiplayer and be home just in time for BioShock 2's

04.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The kids don't remember there was a whole generation of this

04.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Polymarket bets spiking for "Who will be consigned to have their miserable, fetid body chewed upon eternally by Satan's newly grafted fourth, fifth, and sixth mouths?"

04.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wild that Demon's Souls never made it to PC

04.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

03.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 24
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picoCAD 2 launches on March 16!
Check out the trailer πŸ‘‡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr-m...

#gamedev #lowpoly #pixelart

03.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 279 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

So help me Kos I will hide the Blood Vials

04.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Polymarket bets spiking for "Who will be consigned to have their miserable, fetid body chewed upon eternally by Satan's newly grafted fourth, fifth, and sixth mouths?"

04.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where before the pool of investors was larger but each investor had less money to work with, so despite these bets costing less 10-20yrs ago, those individual investors couldn't afford to take an investment as an immediate loss. To some degree these investments were also *their* livelihoods

03.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imo the reason for the shift is that these people now have so much money, and regulations are so lax there is no reason to throw good money at a lost bet because you can take the money you get from cutting your losses, pool it with larger, sketchier cash sources and make another bet instead

03.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the roll pays off you keep making bigger and bigger bets. The moment you lose you walk away and take people's livelihoods with you.

03.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The investment meta since COVID sees actual investment (putting money in something and growing it over time) as too slow to satiate number-go-up ghouls and shifted to short-term bets where payoff is determined on a single roll. No surprise the money is now moving into literal betting markets.

03.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternative take: they should do a fake remake and call it "Metroid 64 for Wii U Deluxe Nintendo Switch 2 Edition"

03.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0