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January 2- Battle of Stones River Day January 15- Second Battle of Fort Fisher Day February 16- Battle of Fort Donelson Day March 8- Battle of Pea Ridge Day March 21- Battle of Bentonville Day March 25- Battle of Fort Stedman Day March 26- Battle of Glorieta Pass Day April 1- Battle of Five Forks Day April 2- Third Battle of Five Forks Day April 7- Battle of Shiloh Day April 8- Battle of Island Number Ten Day April 9- Battle of Appomattox Court House Day April 28- Battle of Forts Jackson & St. Philip Day May 16- Battle of Champion Hill Day May 30- Siege of Corinth Day July 1- Battle of Malvern Hill Day July 3- Battle of Gettysburg Day (Make July 4 a week-long holiday celebrating Gettysburg, Vicksburg, & rev war) July 4- Siege of Vicksburg Day July 9- Siege of Port Hudson Day August 23- Battle of Mobile Bay Day ("Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead") September 1- Battle of Jonesborough Day September 17- Battle of Antietam Day September 19- Battle of Opequon Day October 19- Battle of Cedar Creek Day October 23- Battle of Westport Day November 24- Battle of Lookout Mountain Day November 25- Battle of Missionary Ridge Day November 30- Battle of Franklin Day December 16- Battle of Nashville Day

i guess i never posted about it here before but president's day seems like as good a holiday as any to bring it back up:

we don't have nearly enough federal holidays. that's why i think we should create around 30 more, each anchored to the friday or monday around a significant union army victory

Conor McGregor at a BYU game is something.

It’s wild being on an app where this isn’t a total wave of random tits, dicks, sports betting and cartoon money randomly sailing through your TL and mentions.

This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie

I don’t give a shit about college football. I try. I just don’t.

You need to put the warning at the start of the post @statsbywill.bsky.social

Also this lines up entirely with my priors and is a big reason I’m not worried yet. UConn has been bitten by the variance monster and now hasn’t had their best player for a month. Season starts in February.

Oh my goodness.

Merry Christmas, jerk offs.

If @misterhotballs.bsky.social was pumped about DePaul, imagine how excited he'll be in just 11 more spots

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HTP sends underpriviladged kids to UConn games that they otherwise might not have the opportunity to attend.

Well, UMass fans at least you have an exciting evening of Frank Martin rage tweeting at you all about the portal, kids these days and how you don’t know shit about anything.

UMass is so lifeless.

UConn looking at Memphis, Michigan St and Auburn in the buffet line in Maui

DEPAUL

Illinois basketball is bullshit pass it on.

Duke and Arizona have come out to the second half with all of the players seemingly drunk.

Lobs*

Arizonas overall court vision is so bad. Not seeing open 3’s, they see lots so late.

Baby Jesus

This is not exactly an offensive masterclass.

Turns out Baylor stinks!

Finally get off client calls for the first time in forever at a respectable hour and the internet is out. Kill my face.

Fuck you, idiot.

Nope they stink.

SJU won but got out efforted all over the court. Recruit low energy guys that’s what you get.

I’m sorry, but Baylor is a schizophrenic mess rn and are an incredibly long ways away from being a contender. I’ve 100% got them on major bust watch.

The fact someone made Kadary Richmond a team captain has broken my brain.