Puns are a romance language.
11.03.2026 18:28
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Puns are a romance language.
Beware the Tides of Starch
Instead of March Madness this year I'll be doing a little something called Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
using a speed chess clock to keep track of how much I talk vs listen in a conversation
the experience of yoga with cats
she is adorin u
cats have a feliocentric view of the universe
@natesmith.dev trying to explain daylight savings to our 15 week old puppy
Made a friend with a bee today. I’ve named him Bee Al Buzzbub.
puppy math: where the number of times she is allowed to sleep on the bed (B) x (T) = cuteness (C) divided by her weight (W)
Hegseth starring in his new worldwide production, No Rules of Engagement
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
sadly it was my good mouse
our pup is a great mouser, she already destroyed her first one
How come the godless have to worry about a holy war? Can't I just opt out like the pledge of allegiance?
I could use a sh*tposting life coach
the fifa peace prize used to mean something
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
attempting the dirty dancing lift with my cat but his upper body strength is just pathetic
CAT OWNERS AT THE VET: idk what's wrong with Peanut Butter Cup Jr, he hasn't been laughing at my movie references like he usually does
DOG OWNERS AT THE VET: hey so dickhead here ate a 9V battery again
she’s 13 weeks now. she still wakes us up at 11:30pm and 2:30am each night, but we’re getting there
puppy in a puffer
the cool thing about surgery is they give you meds that make you feel like a lava lamp
Spinal Tap buying a McDonald's so they can have Sham Rock shakes all year long
”read the room, Madame Deficit”
few people know that Elle Woods developed her arresting “bend and snap” technique during leash walking etiquette lessons for her puppy, Bruiser
more like Hate of the Union amirite
if only Marie Antoinette had said, “let them eat soup”
