Unpainted Huffines

Is there really a way to “solve the problem” of Epstein?

You are applying this thing called "logic," which has been banished from Cleveland for many a year now.

I worked on that show!

Name your fav film from the year you were born.

Hey!

If a team adds Chip Kelly as an OC, does it count?

His bowels don’t even have discipline.

Mexico

[after Harris finishes the song]

Commodious: “Ok, NOW I’m entertained!”

His version of MacArthur Park was the first version to hit #1.

Because you don’t get enough protein from wings and cheese.

"That's a nice interview you got goin' on there. Would be a shame if somethin' should happen to it."

Make-up artist at least tried. Hairstylist decided on the “hair dryer broke today” look.

Jet-isoning

Not surprising, considering that movie legendarily had a budget item of $100k for “snow tires” despite being shot primarily in Los Angeles.

It was 1st written from a male perspective. Lauper said “There was a whole bridge...[that] was like, 'Hey dad, we are the fortunate ones, nudge, nudge, 'cause girls they want to have fun.'…And I'm like, 'What am I supposed to get a lobotomy and be like a big dope?!'

Subtle change, big difference.

Jets’ official accounts need the subheading to be “Not The Onion.”

I bought into him initially but then realized he doesn’t really believe in anything other than whatever will get him elected. He gets more and more phony by the day.

Damn you for putting a Grimaldi Man link in there. I just spent an hour reading about old skulls.

And rumor has it that was the hour the Jets were considering signing short, middle-aged guys who haven’t played football since 10th grade. So I missed my window.

Man, my wife is gonna be pissed that I’ve been doing gay stuff without her consent.

I like to rationalize it that they deserve it for cutting back the workforce and putting in those auto-checkout things. ***not saving yourself so much money now, are you, Target?***

(This is a terrible thought)

This one and the Shell at San Vicente and Fairfax. Guarantee you that will appear on the news too.

When you realize your maker isn’t god but the devil.

That is probably the movie I have quoted most in my life.

Mom either doesn't remember (or chooses not to remember) that the doctor said drinking will harm her memory so she keeps buying bottles of wine.

I secretly change out her Pinot Grigio with non-alcoholic version, thinking it's more psychological.

She drank the entire bottle in one night.

Don’t forget to set your clocks forward to 2029.

If we all do it, it’ll work, right?

Don’t look at how many of the old men in The Wild Bunch - the main theme of which was that time had passed them by - were younger than you. (And me. I looked it up last week).

I saw Pink Floyd when they were already old men. That would be… 39 years ago.

I worked product placement for Nokia pre-iPhone era and whenever we’d give production a choice of phones, they never picked the N-Gage ever - not even for the hated characters.