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GREAT NEWS!
A special task force of elderly bald men, smelling of chives and armed with small penises, has arrived to liberate Dubai from the Iranian onslaught!
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The Queen of Lincolnshire has probably been on the sauce again…

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The bombs and the bombshell: At home in Dubai with Isabel Oakeshott The right wing hack and partner of Reform’s Richard Tice welcomes us into her magnificent war-torn penthouse (note to lawyers: this is satire)

NEW - I had the absolute privilege of interviewing Britain's leading patriot, Isabel Oakeshott, for the New Yorker in Dubai.

Read all about it here:

www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...

@thenewworldmag.bsky.social

2 of Britain’s favourite chaps are joining forces to invest in Bitcoin(whatever that is).
It’s bound to be a HUGE success because Nige & Kwasi go together like:
Herpes & Chlamydia
Trump & Nappies
Nads Dorries & Gin
Spurs & Managers
Lee Anderson & Kindness
Chaka Demus & Pliers.🎉

Proposed law does not protect children born to convicted paedophiles, Lords to hear Amendment to victims and courts bill in England and Wales aims to remove anomaly in parental responsibility A proposed law to restrict paedophiles’ parental rights in England and Wales is too weak because it does not protect children of theirs born after their conviction, parliament will hear this week. Under the victims and courts bill, a parent convicted of serious sexual offences against any child and who is sentenced to four or more years in prison will lose parental responsibility but they could come out of jail and have other children who would not be protected. Continue reading...

Proposed law does not protect children born to convicted paedophiles, Lords to hear

Thugs attack Green Party supporters at Hannah Spencer speech! YouTube video by Femi - F Politics!

"Get men out of women's spaces!" - screams the man violently invading a woman's personal space.

Transphobes attack Green Party supporters right in front of newly elected MP Hannah Spencer.

Kushner making oil profit having bought stock after a tip off from the old felon

Oil (wti) $102.08 just now.

Oil has practically doubled in price because of the demented old felon.

Embarrassment for Farage as he's blanked by Trump on Mar-a-Lago visit There was embarrassment for Nigel Farage as his idol Donald Trump gave him the cold shoulder after he'd flown over to Mar-a-Lago.

Isn't it sad when a fan doesn't get to meet their idol

This is my wife Bunty and I visiting the village shop after watching Chris Philp’s latest message to the nation.😳

And anyone with a gaudy red tie.

‘Everyone place your hands on the person whose trousers smell of excrement.’

That dinner menu in full as President Trump entertains Mr Farage at Mar-a-Lago:

Porn Cocktail.

Jizz Pancakes with salted Clacton Cream.

Small sausages & wrinkled chestnuts in a dry rub.

Burnt Chicken Kyiv.

Spotted Dick with a 30p Lee Syrup.

Coffee, Liqueurs & Nappies.
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Who better to accuse others of being a laughing stock than the sexually incontinent compulsive liar who can't dress himself and combs his hair with a balloon?

Sign the Petition Katie Hopkins is not welcome in Wimborne!

The groundswell of anger against Katie Hopkins touring Britain like she's just some normal celebrity grows.

Well done to local people in Dorset who aren't taking it lying down.

www.change.org/p/katie-hopk...

Dean our Paperboy announces he is standing for Reform in the next council elections.
‘Why?’ I sadly ask.
‘Mr Anderson has promised me all the Greggs I can eat plus a new BMX & Simple Sally in the village shop is standing too. She’s been promised lots of wood shavings & mince.’😬

1. ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ on television.
2. Nearly everyone in the world wearing trainers.
3. Kale, spinach & apple smoothies.
4. Wrap music.

OK
Apart from
Imposing tariffs on us
Meddling in our politics
Sueing the BBC
Slagging off our troops in Afghanistan
Being an alleged paedophile
& starting WW3
Pres. Trump is a great ally & Keir Starmer SHOULD start acting like a snivelling shit & support him.
SORT IT OUT STARMER!

The Daily Mail is often slagged off for right wing hyperbole, stupid hysteria and over reaction.
But no one ever praises the paper for reasoned & logical articles like this one.
I’m absolutely 100% sure most Londoners wished they were living in the Middle East at the moment.
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‘Mum. Look here!
It’s another instalment from Isabel Oakeshott.
Today she’s telling us how brave her au pair was in cooking the family’s Native lobster, roasted heritage carrots and buttermilk purée whilst being bombarded by enemy missiles…’

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Do you think she cares about anybody but herself?

Chris Murphy: "It won't be the billionaire children of Donald Trump and his buddies that die. It's going to be the children of middle class and poor families all across this country that are gonna die for a war of choice, a war of vanity, an illegal war."

Here’s Trump partying it up at Mar a Lago while sending your sons & daughters to war.
The no new wars president is a war monger & criminal.
Let’s not mince words here. Trump lied about everything he had promised during his campaign.
This is a #Epstein coverup & midterms distributor tactic.

Lindsey Graham: “If we lose anybody in this operation, they will die a noble death because they will have sacrificed their lives to make us safer here at home.”

We’ve heard this before.

I’m not buying it now, and I didn’t buy it then.

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

Is there anything the Trump administration has touched that isn’t worse than before he found it?