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“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.” Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein) Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.

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James Woods announces he’s an Independent.

James Woods announces he’s an Independent.

James Woods still loves a fascist who drops bombs on schoolchildren and then says he’s “comfortable with it.” Nazis love Nazis.

10.03.2026 20:46 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

He seems unbothered by people dying. I think he likes it a lot.

10.03.2026 00:29 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

He seems unbothered by people dying. I think he likes it a lot.

10.03.2026 00:29 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

He’s hearing voices in his head and plans to murder them.

10.03.2026 00:27 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

He takes the poisoned cake.

10.03.2026 00:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s hearing voices in his head and plans to murder them.

10.03.2026 00:27 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

This sadistic malignant narcissist is babbling incoherently. He’s criminally insane.

10.03.2026 00:25 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Thank you Michael! I really appreciate the kind words.

09.03.2026 23:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you.

09.03.2026 23:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

09.03.2026 14:21 👍 24398 🔁 5837 💬 1628 📌 431
Darrell Issa looking angry announcing he’s retiring.

Darrell Issa looking angry announcing he’s retiring.

Warning. Back away from the politics.

07.03.2026 04:59 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Thank you!

07.03.2026 04:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody called and said something.

07.03.2026 04:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After hearing a bad idea it’s fun to say: “Why don’t you take that to Shark Tank?

07.03.2026 04:18 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

"Kill them all, let God sort them out".
As a fan of the Crusades, Hegseth ought to know who said that and when, but probably doesn't.

07.03.2026 04:02 👍 119 🔁 22 💬 7 📌 1

I like it.

07.03.2026 04:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noem-ore

05.03.2026 18:49 👍 90 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 2

Desperate amplification attempt!

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you don’t put Andy on the show he will eventually get depressed!

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Let’s do this. I mean you and a large group of your friends! It’s a groundswell.

06.03.2026 18:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

If you don’t put Andy on the show he will eventually get depressed!

06.03.2026 18:54 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Let’s do this. I mean you and a large group of your friends! It’s a groundswell.

06.03.2026 18:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

On their live feed I just demanded @majorityreport.bsky.social to let you back on. The majority wants Andy Kindler!

06.03.2026 18:12 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

And I don’t like them apples!

06.03.2026 18:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adolf Hitler attacked Czechoslavakia without declaring war
Hitler invaded Austria without declaring war.
Hitler invaded Poland and France and the USSR without warning.
Donald Trump invaded Venezuela without warning, he attacked Iran without warning.

oranges and oranges.

06.03.2026 18:37 👍 586 🔁 199 💬 23 📌 3

Haha!

06.03.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too! I’m still in denial.

06.03.2026 17:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Dow is way below 50,000.

The Dow is way below 50,000.

Someone tell Pam Bondi the Dow is below 50,000 “dollars” [sic].

06.03.2026 17:33 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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today is bandcamp Friday. a great day to support musicians because they don't take a cut of revenue and these streaming services do not care if we live or die

I have many compact discs available. I hear people like those these days and I have a bunch of rare ones

openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/merch

06.03.2026 16:04 👍 180 🔁 62 💬 2 📌 3

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

30.11.2023 00:29 👍 2892 🔁 815 💬 31 📌 19