Oh, honey . . . just because you played dress-up at a fake "military academy" that your parents sent you to because you were such an unmanageable, obnoxious teenager doesn't mean you were in the miliary. You had that duty, but lied to get out of it.
Everyone of those Valverde goals for his first half hat trick has been spectacular today. That last one was Zidane-esque.
2nd Valverde goal was pure class.
Been a rough week for goal keepers in the UCL. Idk what Donnarumma was thinking there.
Growing up is realizing Malcom’s mom from ‘ Malcom in the middle’ was a legit baddie.
Also “epic” in the 2000’s
Hope the internet is happy Slot finally benched Gakpo and played Wirtz. Now they have to find a new scapegoat.
Usually don’t check individual player stats after matches like that but I MUST see Alexis MacAllister pass completion stats after this match. It can’t be over 20%
I retract this statement. He is literally the only reason this match LFC isn’t down 3-0.
This is a match Curtis Jones needs to be on the pitch to just stay on the ball in the middle of the pitch and calm things down.
For the love of God please bring on Curtis Jones at halftime for MacAllister.
Does Wirtz no like shooting the ball on goal AT ALL? Is that like a character trait that’s always been in his game?
Kerkez going full Kerkez.
Can’t name 1 thing MacAllister has done with in LFC’s midfield this season.
Liverpool need a set piece coach so bad. Not a guy who works with other players they just put as a set piece coach. A legit professional set piece coach.
Oh this Mamardashvili guy is actually cheeks huh. Like this guy can’t catch a cold in goal for LFC.
Of course we gift them a goal after having 15 chances in the first 5 mins.
Galatasaray keeps giving LFC players the ball in their final 3rd and no player seems to want to take a shot on goal.
After WWI the Allies made Germany martyrs. In less than 20 years they came back stronger and almost conquered the world. If America and those guys do the same thing to Iran, it will happen again. Push people too far and they will dedicate generations to the destruction of the west.
This is what world wars look like btw. Early days, but make no mistake we’re in it.
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Even the old Andy Robertson is better than prime Kerkez.
Robbo!!!!
That was the most boring half i’ve seen Liverpool play in a while. This team is so hard to watch now.
It fuels him like Dracula 🧛♂️
Back there looking at his racist idol like a school girl.
He’s most likely think about showing him his Patrice Evra and Ghana WC 2010 highlights.
One episode in but this ‘Young Sherlock’ show on Prime is very good so far.
Slot Out!!!!! Fucking embarrassing!
Slot needs to get sacked in the locker room before the bus back to Liverpool even leaves Molineux.
