Kyrst

three women are dancing on a boat and one of them is wearing a shirt that says " guess " ALT: three women are dancing on a boat and one of them is wearing a shirt that says " guess "

I love female friendship

Vinnie is 3-for-3 with THREE HOME RUNS!

First time an Italian has hit three in one game in the WBC

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

I have recently been feeling so disconnected from the people in my department, and it's the worst.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Can't wait to see my friends tonight 🤗 ❤️ we're having chicken and gnocchi

I truly have an irrational fear of tornados. I wish I could help it, but I don't know how. Hoping to sleep ok tonight

It's gonna be a long spring

Vinnie Pasquantino (left), Bobby Witt Jr. (center), and Jac Caglianone (right) stand together prior to their Team Italy-Team USA matchup. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

We just hope both teams have fun. 😄

#WorldBaseballClassic

Surprise! 🎂

I feel like an idiot

Idk why I'm getting blamed for something, when I was just doing my job, and nothing came up with errors. Like everything was normal. But now I'm at fault?? Hello?

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

Another sensational play from Bobby Witt Jr and the stretch from Bryce Harper at first

I just want to go home

Robin from Animal Crossing "flowers are kinda like women, on a pizza"

Happy International Women's Day ❤️

Woke up late 🫠

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

a bunch of drawn diagrams of hand stretches. the text at the top reads MAKE TIME TO STRETCH! it shows wrist extensions and flexions, with the arm straight out and hand palm out with the hand gently stretched up and down. the same stretches with the hand in a fist. the same stretch but with the palm against a wall. a stretch of pressing your palms together with wrists parallel to the ground and slowly lowering the heels of the palms. and a gentle shaking out of the hands.

since this will always be circulating, i might as well be the first one to put it here: the stretch tips i made many years ago… remember to stop and stretch and take care of your hands! be mindful of your work time & listen to your body.

Sleepy deepy

Oh my god one of the the workers at the Paris Baguette in OP was absolutely gorgeous, and yes I told her so!

Whoever is watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 on my Netflix account, please fuck off.

I'm a baby and made my husband and pets go to the basement with me

I've always had a great deal of fondness for the semi-frequency of viral posts where someone in Japan is minding their own business filming something and suddenly someone in full cosplay is biking somehwere, seemingly for no other reason than it amuses them.

“Gender Goals” a comic by Jey Pawlik, is done in mint greens and choppy black lineart. Narration: As a kid I watched The Last Unicorn a LOT. A young Jey with long hair is sitting in front of an old CRT TV watching The Last Unicorn. On the screen The Unicorn ponders “What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean that we have all vanished. We do not vanish. There has never been a time without unicorns.” The TV scenes are done in a cool blue colour with a static texture overlayed on top.

Jey’s mum pokes her head in with a “!!” and is excited about this development. She flutters around little Jey and says “OH! You’re watching the unicorn movie again? Something CUTE?! Something GIRLY?! Ohhh~ I’m so happy!” much to little Jey’s annoyance. The background behind them has turned from Jey’s usual green to purple with a floral pattern.

Narration: But it wasn’t the unicorn I liked best. The movie now shows The Unicorn and Schmendrick the Magician walking together. The Unicorn says “You may come with me if you like. Though I wish you’d asked for some other reward for having freed me.” Schmendrick responds “Well, I thought about it. But you could never have granted my true wish.” The Unicorn says “No. I cannot turn you into something you are not. I cannot turn you into a true magician.” Read the rest on ohjoysextoy.com

Young @jpawlik.com was drawn to The Last Unicorn for reasons they couldn't explain and that their mother and friends definitely misunderstood. In a time before they had the vocabulary to talk about their gender, at least Jey had Schmendrick.
www.ohjoysextoy.com/gender-goals...

I am not mentally prepared for these storms.

I literally cannot spend any fucking money

Will I ever have a savings account again?

I hope everything ended ok, and that they weren't just ghosted or cheated on by the person in the new relationship.