✦ —— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑.

// dont steal the cat. The cat is a bitch.

The next person to dare harass me will be solely responsible for upsetting Cy-Cat.

Do you want to upset my sweet baby?

I've been hatecrimed..

// THAT CHILD IS HOMOPHOBIC

......

Do you mind?

<— Busy kissing his clone

Now where were we-

Ah.

My clone — ah, well. Better him than me. Anyway!

No it isn't. I've tested it myself.

You're a bad wife. You never put in the same energy as I do..!

It is incredible rude on your end I couldn't possibly fathom the reasoning behind you distasteful demeanor. Shape up!

I brought you a cheeeseburger. Hmmm? Lo-lo want a cheeseburger? It's soooo juicy and delectable.

Faaat wiiiiifffeeee.

Fat wife! Do kiss me! I drove by a farm today and started missing you as the cattle went by.

I want to kiss my fat wife.

Fat wife! I miss you! Oh, fat wife!

We should test that theory.

Oh, I didn't. But I'm just optimistic he'll be a bouncing baby, genetically modified, beauty like me.

Talking is my favorite hobby nex tot be genetically superior than the rest of those bloody bastards running amok.

And you are plump. Incredibly so.

Can I have my son yet? I feel like this is such a long wait. Can't you make it go faster??

Not a very good plan of action, you know. Spoiling the fun of it by telling me?? Sure, I can't exactly predict the when, but knowing the how is less thrilling.

That's why I'm the brains and you're the — well, whatever you are. Not much brawn when you're so fragile and plump.

That's nice, dear.

I wish she was me.

I still love my stupid, fat wife.

Maybe later we can go down to the local market for your family reunion.

.....

That. was. rude.

I HAAAATE the gays🌈🚫 😒😒

[ Takes her hand anyway. ]

// that made me giggle

I want to hold hands, you sow.

Not unless you give me special wife time.

// Spooky loves when I log on here. Trust.

You know it makes me tingle when you say those mean things to me.