GREEN JEFF

why do you all hate twitter i’m watching lego movie on twitter rn and it fucking rules

skill issue

July 1st. Gamers regain control. See you next Pride ✊

so we’re back to blooskie eh

wake up babe, new term for cis white women just dropped

I am joining the Writers Strike (against the writers)

mall jeweler took the Invictas out of display at closing. End times are near.

- makes me instantly want to invite whoever it is
- if you just want a lil group with your friends make a group chat

why is the “what’s hot” page filled with people begging not to invite certain individuals

what are the writers gonna do when they just rig up chatgpt to make infinite superhero scripts

i’m ready to smoke the family in catan on mother’s day

my toxic trait is studying optimal board game strategy if i’m not consistently winning

i will fill in for the writers strike purely for the love of the game. put me in coach

“ethical vegans” are closeted conservatives

“Queer” as a label has been weaponized by white people looking to score diversity points

brand are on bluesky. it’s over for bluesky.

the youth needs to nut up and start betting more. it’s the only way out.

my productivity hack is playing minecraft during zoom meetings

my productivity hack is playing minecraft during zoom meetings

sports car

white women in hetero relationships absolutely LOVE to call themselves queer

yea

if you consider yourself progressive but are “anti-crypto” you are either an NPC or suffer from brain worms sorry no exceptions

who is more retarded bitcoin maxis or hexicans

imagine having an entire human history of different models of political economy and thinking progress magically stopped in the 20th century

if someone has a strong positive opinion of either capitalism or socialism they are a certified midwit, no exceptions

I will amass a networth to commit financial terrorism against Big Corn and the Processed Foods Industrial Complex

if you care about voter turnout you’re a low T cringe fucking loser

wait this isn’t on the blockchain i can be more unhinged on here

i bought a memecoin and it went down in value :(