heytheredude

I'm totally fine with him standing outside waiting on a lawn dart to find him.

Maybe that's the point.. he's ready to go and wants to die a martyr?

Is anyone going to save us?

I can't decide if you're talking about Trump or Khamenei.

Why are we still living in a reactive government when we know good and fucking well we left a 13 year old girl in charge?!

Crate & Barrel clearance strikes again.

They're not very good anymore. I had a hankering for the same activity and was really disappointed.

This is the best packaging + name duo ever.

lol this is so 2000s emo.

I don't know a single person who would see any victim of Epstein & Co as anything besides a victim.

I don't know why I waited so long to watch The Last Word. This movie is great.

I don't understand why people confidently tell me that they'll be doing neuropsychological evaluations without insurance because it's "cheaper" and then I tell them it isn't and quote them a price of $3600... they are so pissed.

Ma'am, these are DOCTORS spending AT LEAST 6 HOURS ON YOUR CARE.

One of our doctors officially semi-retired today. She was cleaning out her office and her personal things in our kitchenette. She left me two bags of popcorn and an unopened box of popcorn like they were prized gifts.

Something told me to check the box.

EXPIRED IN 2020.

Right into the trashcan

What kind of fancy huge chickpeas are these?!

My doctor was like your bloodwork looks really great! I responded with "awesome.. i'm a fat person with low cholesterol.. i'm gonna take that as a win."

oh no :( been there!

Just me or are these huge?!

I was really busy at work today.

I'm finding out that:
1) we're buying Greenland
2) ICE murdered someone
3) the US seized Russian oil tanker

World War, here we come.

Really glad I have to go to work where I can't doomscroll.

We put a crazy man in charge of the nation.

Wait.. is this how this works? If so, WHO IS COMING TO SAVE US?! THEY'RE ROUNDING PEOPLE UP LIKE CATTLE OVER HERE!

I think we're in for some *weather* because my head is about to explode.

You guys. Where should I go for vacation this year? I'm not super jazzed about going places alone so i'm kind like... meh, what if I just stay home... but also don't want to be my Mom having never lived my life and then a medical thing severely alters the course of my life... so.... vacation?

OMG YES! I LOVE STORY TIME!

Same.

Stop everything. There is a new Final Destination?! Like.. the same movie that has me terrified of log transport trucks for the past 20+ years?!

It was hilarious. The neighbor said nothing after this advice lol

Wait, it isn't? WAIT.... I can't remember what my stupid brain thinks it is.. bells of holly? BELLS OF HOLLY?! DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!

omg this happened to me, too. But then came a cough variant asthma diagnosis so lol

Invest in a good peri bottle and the good toilet paper!