I’m a Chandler sun and a Monica moon and a Phoebe rising
02.07.2025 01:22
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I’m a Chandler sun and a Monica moon and a Phoebe rising
The craziest thing about Katy Perry going to space and back in 11 minutes is that space is only 5 minutes away
A Crumbl/Kardashian collab is CRAZY work
Piperrrrrr noooooooooo
So is TikTok getting banned or what’s going on with that
Every time I see a river out in real life I’m like, wow, rivers
My Ubereats being delivered by a cyber truck is a true sign of the times
The audacity to yell at anyone, with a rat tail growing out of your head? Not in MY section sir
A man with a rat tail had the audacity to yell at the restaurant manager today
I can track exactly where I am in my menstrual cycle based on how attracted I am to Timothee Chalamet at the time
I’m right here!
I love birth control it’s a woman’s rite of passage to have to choose between having no acne or the will to live (and i’m choosing no acne)
We’re playing as Chef in Stardew Valley live on twitch RIGHT NOW COME THRU
Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
Jordan Fisher is SO Jordan Fisher and I love that
I made my first restaurant story 4 years ago today! I’m celebrating with the Sims 4 (we’re building Chef a restaurant).
Come play!
Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
Hey new Bluesky friends! I’m going live on Twitch right now to play games! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
REALLY feelin like a plastic bag rn
Me going on year 2 trying to get diabetes medication
Luigi Mangione is SO Roxie Hart
Been advocating for bullying health insurance for years now since none will cover my essential diabetes management medication but it never occurred to me to just kill them about it
Nothing gets me hyped quite like the Nutcracker soundtrack
Every single character had the chance to kiss at LEAST 2 people and they really chose to have nobody kiss anyone? Disappointing
Just watched Twisters and what do you mean nobody kissed???
Indeed
Bruh Bit City HITS this week as a closet theatre kid
Posting on this app gives me the same feeling I used to have every day before I knew cyber trucks existed
Does your white boyfriend think he’d be good at standup comedy? You may be entitled to compensation
