Amelia Emberwing

in the 1980s a $600 toilet seat purchased by the Pentagon became such a scandal that it was synonymous with government overspending for a decade

Despise the character in LETTERKENNY, but SHORESY really is something special.

Gonna give this one to you Bobb. It actually made me laugh.

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73% second weekend drop for SCREAM 7.

White folks we can’t stop you from saying unc, maybe it’s too late in its breaking containment. Whatever the HELL it means to you (given you have no collective sense of familial community). Just know what a big bozo you look like to every single Black American using it. The biggest bozo.

[deep, pained sigh]

I regret to inform you that I will be sat.

Sending pixie dust your way, bb

We just said the same thing twice, Joe.

This has nothing to do with defending bsky. It has a myriad of issues. It's only that data without context is meaningless.

Comparing threads' user count to bsky's is pointless. Threads users clicked a button once on a platform they were already on. It's as valuable as saying "bsky has fewer users than instagram."

One has 15 yrs of (rotted) infrastructure. The other is (relatively) new.

Ads and racist algorithms are coming.

Talented writers across verticals can't get pitches accepted but this, THIS, is what makes it through the pipeline.

I can't compete with this.

January 6 succeeded the moment Mitch McConnell voted to acquit Trump.

[WAILS]

Nothing but respect for my Commissioner Gordon.

Ben McKenzie Cryptocurrency Documentary ‘Everyone Is Lying to You for Money’ Acquired by The Forge (EXCLUSIVE) Ben McKenzie, star of 'Southland' and 'The OC,' has sold his cryptocurrency documentary 'Everyone Is Lying to You for Money' to The Forge.

“We all know how hard it is to get butts in seats these days. I console myself with the fact that if we can somehow manage not to lose $50 million, ‘Everyone Is Lying to You for Money’ will be more profitable than ‘Melania,’” 😂— @benmckenzie.bsky.social

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For those on the fence about seeing THE BRIDE!, it feels relevant to note that I *hated* every piece of marketing released for the film and still ended up loving it.

This is so shitty and disrespectful. Marisa fought for MONTHS to get access to this information and NBC sliding in to try to scoop her is unprofessional and shameful. Seeing mainstream outlets consistently use her reporting, including her FOIA work, with no credit is galling.

ok who else is trying to write through the horrors today for contractually bound reasons

That ghoulish Ben Shapiro clip ✨is not news✨, which means we're just sharing it to ✨platform him✨ and I am certain that is no one's intent so please ✨stop✨

Oh that’s my friend Montressor’s wine cellar

... vengeance had maccy cheese.

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I am happy for all of you sun-craved lunatics but I am VENGEANCE and I do not require such frivolities!!!

It's 9PM and I am not hungry. Daylight savings time remains absurd, disruptive, and of zero value.

Keep in mind that it’s not just the cost of filling *your* tank which is skyrocketing…the cost to every *truck driver* is also spiking, which means the cost of whatever they’re transporting will go up as well…

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

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