jalepeño pauper

oh my god, they just slayed the second spire

Antichrist 2028

I *really* don't want to be a downer but to me the precursor to Doing is Saying, and not nearly enough of this Party is saying what needs to be said. About punishing the villains, about abolishing billionaires, about ending elite impunity. Too many want to leave the rot but change the branding

americans would be terrified if we knew what a "litre" was

Onion headline: Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey

Reminded me of this all timer

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

The dollar coin should be the approximate size and heft of a pog slammer with engravings of Spider Man and other American icons

between "spider-man and spongebob are the only US heroes" and "get ready for $200 a barrel" i am drawing the conclusion iran at least rhetorically really has us figured out

I think therefore I fucked up

I have nothing to say but you had better believe I'm going to say something anyway

Nothing is possible. Too many Obstacles. Take me for eg. I have a billion dollars & can't do shit. Every idea gonna need too much AI. Too scary for you dip shits. Please though, by all means, e-Mail me your pathetic "ideas".. Better not be political though (insurance is good; non starter)

Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider

I shit my ass today
To see if I still feel

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i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."

miss me yet

We're winting, folks. And we're going to keep winting, on levels perhaps never seen in history

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Sold one of those to a guy on craigslist once. He kept asking question after question about the dials, so finally I asked "what do you really need to know?" Felt like a dick when he told me he was blind, gave him a good deal. Felt like a sucker when he drove up and realized he meant time blindness

"Blueskee"

I have Aldi HD

Trees. Some kind of fir, a palm, and other indistinct tree shapes

Due to the ass penny shortage, my usual confidence tricks aren't working

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

(New York accent) Gorillerz

Adam Curtis documentary-ass footage