We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note
11.03.2026 19:45
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We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note
Bit different to yesterday! 😆
GREAT NEWS!
A special task force of elderly bald men, smelling of chives and armed with small penises, has arrived to liberate Dubai from the Iranian onslaught!
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Yesterday morning Steve Reed said we're all proud of the King.
Last night Channel 4 News interviewed Andy Burnham and showed us just how proud we should all be (Duchy of Lancaster = King)
Do you mean immigrants?
Stephen Fry: “I’m deeply worried by the darkening shadow that’s going over the world, a shadow that we have to call fascism”
Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?”
Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power”
#bbclaurak
Madness
Inflation is about to go up for everyone around the world.
CMA CGM to impose shipping fuel surcharge www.bairdmaritime.com/shipping/box...
MSC Shipping to impose emergency fuel surcharge
www.reuters.com/business/ene...
Same!
I was just in my kitchen, I’m back on the sofa now
A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?
From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
In the UK my local gas/petrol station has put it up 12 pence a litre since last week, winning
Almost nobody in the media reported on the former Tory Government's sweeping power grab of the electoral commission. This week Labour have announced that they will reverse what Boris Johnson did and return the commission to independence.
Ofcourse Labour will get absolutely no credit for doing this
So pleased that Israel and the US have managed to put the price of fuel up by 12p per litre since last week, well done chaps, someone’s pockets are being lined and that’s all that matters. Supermarkets next for the win? #profiteering #price-gouging
#armageddon #endtimes #fundamentalists www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
Justice sure took a long while…
apnews.com/article/henr...
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"People are asking me, Please, please, please, Mr President, we're winning too much. We can't take it anymore!"
Ditto, thanks for always brightening my day with your observations 😊
This isn’t a promise to workers and renters.
This is a promise to Landlords and Employers.
Know who you’re voting for. The elite.
This is super interesting.
The last one I can read fluently is 1600.
I can then still read it and figure out (almost) every word, with some puzzling, but then lose it almost completely at 1200.
www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...
Boris Johnson colluding with right wing Americans to undermine the UK.
Where have I heard this before?
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/16/b...
I wish it were true that "no one is above the law". But while the City of London acts as laundromat for the world's dirty money, as almost all fraud and waste crime go unprosecuted, as no one has gone to jail for the financial crash or the poisoning of our rivers, this is manifestly untrue.
I'm in politics for people like my Dad.
His dad who was Finance Director at the English Electric Cooker Company and Managing Director of Cannon Industries?
His dad, whose startup company went on to turnover millions and who privately educated his son?
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.
*one voice altered to disguise identity
