"Dammit, my cell has no service!"
Because it came about due to the modern age of having cell phones would have solved 90% of non-paranormal horror movies back in the day.
"And make it super absorbent to nicotine if the kid's parents smoke. Make sure it changes color to phlegm."
Drove up to Findlay last night. Got caught in the tail end of the blizzard.
Resolved that if I ever become wealthy, I'm moving somewhere I never see snow again.
Groundhog Day. Just because I did the 24 hour marathon like five times.
