@lostmage2d
Basically. I'm Insane but healing slowly. Or so I claim. 👻 28 ♎🧙🔞🏳️🌈⛧ BIG 🚩 STAY AWAY #1 Introverted Awkward loser Agender Bi/Pan Shit Posting Sad Magical clown of Culture. Delusional by profession but Esoteric af.
If no one loves you. I do.
If you dont love yourself. I love you.
Because I know exactly how you feel, and I refuse to leave you alone.🖤
Lost will be Lost with you.
A thing I noticed about people is that we are never content with our looks, despite others telling us we are perfect as we are.
Like a dude who cries about having too many feminine features or vice versa. Too short. Too tall. Too fat. Too skinny. Etc etc.
Brother. Sister. You're fucking perfect...
To the common folk who still think Gnomes, goblins, elves, and fey beings are not real. Lanmaoa Asiatica can help...
DONT TELL ANYONE I REVEALED THIS TO YOU!
I Dont want to be sent back to the shadow realm.
😊Drink wateeer
The head game gotta be crazy on the other side of that Tv...
You still on this!? ( I like that one. very good to pronounce, also memorable. I think this is now my new favorite )
Oh really? Oh really!?
* starts doing the helicopter *
What about now, ah!?
Literally me if you even care :P
this is how I wanna be...
For ever😭
I'd rate each one, but it would take me some time. So I'll say my favorite one is Mama Matterhorns, it doesn't sound generic, and it has the word Mama in it, which Im biased towards. Mama Matterhorns, aka Mountain Mama or Mama mountains🙏😌 Big Ws
We caught a small python today.
Tough snakes they are. She was so pretty.
I almost fell in love.
But they're an invasive species where im from, and they damage the ecosystem. So yeah, I couldn't keep her.😔
Got so fried yesterday, everything seemed like a dream, constant deja vu, and I went to bed super early.😵
I forgot to share my Friday the 13th pajama pants. 😭
ancient gnome soothsayer sparky cocksmore (pictured below) wrote in the sacred scroll of whimsy that if ever there are two friday the thirteenths in consecutive months gnomaggedon is near and we are to go underground and stay there for at least two centuries
Tiny Snake time :3
My goodness, what a day it has been. So much work.
At least I got to pick a small snake today.
Might share the short video later.
Im tired af. It's crazy to think that this is all there is for someone like me. Work. Work. Work. Guess I was born to be an NPC in someone else's world.😔
You'll know when you see me.
You will either feel primal fear...
or primal lust...😌
I used to live in such a world, and I can't wait to go back...
The clock is ticking 🐇🕚
I have receipts from so many years back that I refuse to delete lmao. By experience, I know the moment you let your guard down, someone you forgot existed will defame you for some odd reason.🤣
You can call me paranoid or something, but it has happened.
Welcome to Camp "FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD!"
Two Rules:
1. Whimsy
2. Magic
BASED🤣
Bring back the wrestling era where we had powerful immortal guys and giants just kicking everyone's ass in the ring. It was more entertaining to see them, casting spells and shit.
Bring out strange items that weaken the opponent, and just silly stuff like that.
I would rather sniff markers, glue, or huff paint cans than do that. But I completely get it.🤣
Only my realest friends have shown me their Johnsons. It is a sign of trust and loyalty. I rate them based on my metrics, and we move on like nothing ever happened because we both know it's totally normal.
Happy anniversary Chrono Trigger.
One of my favorite games. (Put it on a console, cowards)
The toad was asked. How many bumps/spots would you like?
Toad said: YES
Saludos a América Central desde el Caribe 🙏
Considering turning myself into a gnome...🤔
Ok no 🤣
Veteran here. I'd say it's best to avoid learning the craft for your own good.😅
But then again, the temptation is real.
BASED Pixels as always!👏🤝
You're luckier than me on that part, lmao
Where im from, it's illegal, and Idk any dealers. Been looking around tho. In Minecraft, of course🤫🤭
