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Kapu Platypus

@keenakapu

He/Him πŸ”Έ 33 πŸ”Έ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ”Έ Derby, UK πŸ”Έ Silly lad, sometimes puppy πŸ”Έ πŸ’ to @cobo.bsky.social dating @minguskhingus.bsky.social πŸ”Έ πŸ”ž occasional NSFW posts

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It might suck rn but just do it anyways
Make your furry art
Make kink works
Celebrate erotica and strange wonderful weird things!
we get banned?we keep going!
Please don’t stop just because it’s not making money
I can’t stress to you enough how much they are banking on that being the case

11.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tum tum tum tum tum

10.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3339 πŸ” 1209 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6

I legit feel like trash again man.

10.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Management!
One of your employees has not long come back from a three week mental illness. Do you
A) help them get back by giving them light tasks and slowly ramp up
B) Put them straight back as normal
C) Understaff the department and put them in charge of the room for weeks on end.

10.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.12.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 3816 πŸ” 1557 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 103

This sounds like the opposite of a problem

10.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
pine marten (martes martes)

pine marten (martes martes)

Happy March 10/marten day! May you be long and loved.

10.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 1006 πŸ” 355 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

This is genocide.

09.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Design for Core perhaps? :P

09.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Monotreme Monday everyone!

09.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also pro tip, if you ever think your employees know exactly what they’re doing: they probably don’t.

09.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kapú’s Employee pro tips!
Ever feel like you have no idea what you’re doing, but you’ve been left in charge and your manager is checking in on you? Talk about the things you DO know about with as much confidence as you can and your manager will leave you alone.

09.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll say it again and again, evangelicals are the most dangerous group of people on the planet, no fucking contest.

03.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 2172 πŸ” 518 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 33
Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

07.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 5489 πŸ” 2645 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 24
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York, March 2013

07.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It me! I am head :D

07.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
meme

meme

Happy international platypus day! πŸ¦†πŸ¦«

1 like = 1 platypus in your house

07.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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It is!!! I am snorkelling :D

07.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
never let the horrors of being alive stop you from being a little bit whimsical with a calico critter in a star costume

never let the horrors of being alive stop you from being a little bit whimsical with a calico critter in a star costume

06.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 7
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I just think he’s neat

06.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 4583 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6

How i arrived on Bluesky

06.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

26.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 5555 πŸ” 1793 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 29

Proud of you ❀

05.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hand-paw study

05.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 5059 πŸ” 1058 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 1

I absolutely am.
May she never look at my browser history

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so happy my misery has bought joy to others πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonus update for fun cause it’s fun to compare and also to say this isn’t even the largest one I own. The one I bought is for me, the other one is the one for my boyfriend.

05.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Final update:
The package has been collected
My mum agreed we will never speak of this again
I’m going to my dog bed to die now

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0