I meanβ¦
I cannot. But apparently 40% of the country can. So thatβs reassuring
40% of the nation hasnβt come to the realization that we are, in fact, the bad guys
Some say a comet will fall from the skyβ¦
Letβs stop a second to remember whoβs in charge of this fiasco. These fuckin guys couldnβt run a parade.
This guy isnβt in the dementia care unit yet? His family must not care about him much.
I hate this team only slightly less than I hate OKC.
Bones is the only guy on the team who isnβt out there eating shit
Putin could throw himself out of a high window.
VAMOS LOBOS
Remember when all his goofy cultists wore ear diapers in solidarity with him? What a pack of knobs.
Tell that to the families of those schoolgirls he bombed
It would be nice to deport him & his family since he has done it to so many people including people who have been born in this country.
βThe world is safer now that weβve blown up 165 little girls in their school.β
You know, Iβve never seen anyone like Rudy before. Like how can you catch everything thatβs thrown to you one game and miss every pass the next? Do his hands change from hard to soft overnight?
MAGA is basically a pack of neocons who are, somehow, even more incompetent than the last bunch.
Nope.
Perhaps choosing a man who called you a sucker and loser, and who launched a coup on the Capitol, over your oath to the Constitution was an unwise decision.
Good luck.
Something about the cost of eggs
If youβre both-sidesing the Dems and this blatant Nazi party, Iβm blocking you.
Fuckin dumbasses.
Remember how they disparaged the neocons for adventurism? βAmerica First!β they said.
Imagine being hustled by these cheap grifters. Republican voters are the dumbest people in the world
This shit is evergreen.
They could use some levity. Send Chapelle, Burr, and Lewis CK. Wayne Brady could go too but heβs not much funnier than what theyβve got going on rn
Iβm convinced most Republicans in Congress are being blackmailed for financial crimes. I mean, look at this face:
We are at war because Trump is a pedophile and Republicans donβt mind heβs a pedophile.
Never let her forget how she betrayed her country