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Naz Reid. Pink Floyd.

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11.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean…

11.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot. But apparently 40% of the country can. So that’s reassuring

11.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

40% of the nation hasn’t come to the realization that we are, in fact, the bad guys

11.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some say a comet will fall from the sky…

11.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s stop a second to remember who’s in charge of this fiasco. These fuckin guys couldn’t run a parade.

11.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy isn’t in the dementia care unit yet? His family must not care about him much.

11.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this team only slightly less than I hate OKC.

11.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bones is the only guy on the team who isn’t out there eating shit

11.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Putin could throw himself out of a high window.

11.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VAMOS LOBOS

11.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when all his goofy cultists wore ear diapers in solidarity with him? What a pack of knobs.

11.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell that to the families of those schoolgirls he bombed

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It would be nice to deport him & his family since he has done it to so many people including people who have been born in this country.

09.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 16563 πŸ” 4459 πŸ’¬ 1526 πŸ“Œ 420

β€œThe world is safer now that we’ve blown up 165 little girls in their school.”

10.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I’ve never seen anyone like Rudy before. Like how can you catch everything that’s thrown to you one game and miss every pass the next? Do his hands change from hard to soft overnight?

09.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA is basically a pack of neocons who are, somehow, even more incompetent than the last bunch.

09.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nope.

09.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps choosing a man who called you a sucker and loser, and who launched a coup on the Capitol, over your oath to the Constitution was an unwise decision.

Good luck.

09.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something about the cost of eggs

09.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re both-sidesing the Dems and this blatant Nazi party, I’m blocking you.

Fuckin dumbasses.

09.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember how they disparaged the neocons for adventurism? β€œAmerica First!” they said.

Imagine being hustled by these cheap grifters. Republican voters are the dumbest people in the world

09.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This shit is evergreen.

09.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They could use some levity. Send Chapelle, Burr, and Lewis CK. Wayne Brady could go too but he’s not much funnier than what they’ve got going on rn

09.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m convinced most Republicans in Congress are being blackmailed for financial crimes. I mean, look at this face:

09.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are at war because Trump is a pedophile and Republicans don’t mind he’s a pedophile.

08.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 3694 πŸ” 818 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 37
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Never let her forget how she betrayed her country

08.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0